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cybersec reporter and BlueSky's number one aquarium guy. official Project Veritas 'certificate of fake news' winner. also known as 'notorious scumbag Gizmodo freak' or 'Dopus Tom'
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Curb Your Enthusiasm bit: Larry gets a concealed carry weapons permit, but no gun. He starts mentioning his CCW permit to people as a threat under the assumption that it's not illegal to threaten people with the mere implication of a gun. This turns out to be completely accurate

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

is this a fucking joke

submitted 2 hours ago • 47 comments

I'm the fuckin FBI You don't get it do you Type of loyalty Eric Adams acting like he knew ya Go downtown New York City biiitch Them Turkish girls acting like I'm Atatürk-a

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

My man always looking like a Call Of Duty villain render

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

Coming around to the view that a certain kind of narcissist simply needs Musk to be a genius rather than a fraud, because they want to believe there’s a hereditary Brahmin class of accomplished, beautiful minds—and that they’re a part of that class.

submitted 12 hours ago • 405 comments

All HP Lovecraft stories begin like “I will try and relay the events as best as I can manage, though what I encountered that September night may not be able to be expressed in human language, nor be comprehended by the human mind” and then the story boils down to ‘I saw a building that was large’.

submitted 9 hours ago • 131 comments

hi kids I'm Anna Khachiyan and I'm here to assure you killing some babies is worse than others

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

wait, is the joke that that's actually a significant improvement from today

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking very sane today, sir.

submitted 21 hours ago • 4 comments

Mr. Musk. I'm here for your coke party.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

sharing this tip for anyone scared to come out to their closest friends: you can mkultra them

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

UPDATE ON THE RAT THAT JUMPED OUT OF MY UBER EATS BAG: we never caught it, it evaded traps, and the cats were completely useless, but apparently a rat fell out of the downstairs neighbor's ceiling and quickly met a fell end. RIP

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

hey guys, I'm hearing there's an imposter cat turd 2 going around by the name catturd2. stay safe out there on the intranet and always remember to rubber it up while dialing up

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

you ever wonder if it's possible that the world is screwed up because we reached a point where every decisionmaker alive was raised on television

submitted 23 hours ago • 20 comments

Keep a close eye on Tesla's participation in open sourcing the NACS standard. No doubt in my mind they will now back out and make it impossible for competitors to charge on Tesla's chargers.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

BREAKING: Trump has issued an executive order reinstating the Death Race 2000

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I like all the different MacBeths there are. He can be Mournful MacBeth, Ambitious Hustler MacBeth, Gullible MacBeth, Henpecked MacBeth, David Tennant does a good Psychopath MacBeth

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

getting big red flags here that outie burt is not a good person

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

the soy right in action: people on twitter are pointing out that musk is painfully unfunny at cpac and countless blue checks are claiming this is ableist

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

submitted 2 days ago • 124 comments

dogs do not recognize private property rights and as such are ipso facto socialists

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Thirsty Thursdays is BACK at the FBI

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

UPDATE: the cat is useless

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

helloooooooo baaaaby this is the big bopper speaking i'm a ghost!!!!! ghosts are real!!!! aaaah!!!! heaven and hell are fake but ghosts are real my consciousness remains i cannot interact with anything the world exists only as flickering shadows

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

live rat in uber eats order bag is a new one

submitted 4 days ago • 32 comments

Excited to announce that I am also going to have sex with Elon Musk

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Famous Massachusetts residents include Lizzie Borden, Whitey Bulger, the Boston Strangler, and Ben Affleck

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments