Profile avatar
cawwie.bsky.social
I like stuff n things Like cats
18 posts 124 followers 53 following
Prolific Poster

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

The amount of John Wick and The Matrix easter eggs in Cyberpunk 2077 makes me extremely happy.

Today I'm only celebrating the dead presidents & Obama.

Lady Gaga's Abracadabra is my new favorite Gaga song, I just can't get enough of it ✨

You aren't letting anyone down by taking a day off from the news. The shitshow will be there tomorrow. Others can churn rage on your behalf while you breathe and keep yourself safe. You are not doing patriotism wrong by ensuring you don't lose your mind every single moment of every single day.

Sell your Teslas and don't buy Cybertrucks unless you want everyone to laugh at you. That's what we all do, btw. Everytime we see that stupid car, we just laugh.

Same when I'm yelling "omg shut the eff up!!!!" to the people who can't hear me, after I've made sure 80 times that I am muted.

I know all of us who understand what is happening are experiencing mental health challenges because of that. The only message of comfort I can offer to this community of readers is this: you are correct. What you think is happening is really happening, and is just as concerning as you think it is.

I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

Dear future Carrie, The bruise that will most likely appear on your left thigh above year knee is from you just walking yourself into the coffee table yet again. Need I remind you this table has not yet moved once since it's been placed there. Sincerely, Present Carrie

Millennials. Born in the cold war. Barely adults on 9/11. Desperate for jobs in 2008. Midlife Crisis at the rise of US Fascism. I'm not okay right now.

normal games: "this is a keycard. it opens doors." Metal Gear: "This is a P.A.N. card (Personal Area Network). The P.A.N. system passes small electrical currents through the user's salt content to emit a small field, allowing access through level 1 doors." snake: "doors?"

Moment of silence for all the Gamers who accidentally started the main objective while trying to explore for loot and collectibles 😔✊🏻

BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors

Damn, the winds are wild this evening. My whole house is creaking & making noise.

So badass…salute to all the pilots and crews out there doing this amazing work on the LA fires

✈️ 💦 🏆

I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

If your goal this year is to read more books, remember: you don’t have to finish every book you start. If you’re halfway through and can’t stand the characters or just don’t care what happens, it’s okay to put it down. Life’s too short to read books you don’t love!

This New Year has the “Gentlemen, I bid you farewell” vibe of the string quartet on the Titanic.

Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️

Something to keep in mind for 2025 Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction

why be a wallflower when you can be a venus flytrap? #horriblegirls

We are now unable to bring our husky with us to my in laws cuz SILs dog doesn't like our dog & no one wants to try & get them to be friends again, even though they've played before. Why do the holidays continue to turn into an anxiety cesspool? I cannot wait for it to be over.

Visiting your family for the holidays is like jumping back into a videogame after months of not playing. Why am I supposed to care about these little guys

Me, struggling with this every day!

Upsetting to learn someone stole my credit card information & has been using it for the last 4 days. It's now been shut down & I won't receive a new one for days. And it's the holidays 😩 I hope the Mexican food you got twice in Huntington Beach gave you severe diarrhea, asshole

I wish I had a way to tell if someone was being sarcastic or not on this app, especially if they don't use /s Brain hurts trying to figure out the tone of some discussions 😭

View of Pluto over the years captured by telescopes

game: the choices you make will shape your journey me: saves before every choice, replays 12 times to see all possible outcomes

Me finishing a game: Wow! That was so fun! I'll have to play it again Game: Of course! Here's New Game+. Or try a new difficulty. Or play with your friends in multi-player mode! Me: Cool! Game: 😁 Me: 😁 Game: ...you're gonna-- Me: --gonna play it exactly the same way I did the first time yes

Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again: Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call. Your cat is perfect. I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat. Thank you.

PLEASE. I can hear it in my mind and I want to hear it with my ears.

why say "I'm a fan of metal gear solid and death stranding" when "i like to play hideogames" is right there

I’m begging and pleading for PlayStation to keep the 30th anniversary themes as an option 🙏🏾

people who watch videos on their phone — no headphones, full volume — should be turned into dortios