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cermetfangs.bsky.social
Trans girl, she/her, 18+ Chaotic, dumbass, shamelessly edgy punk I like weapons, armor, and women :> Picrew by itslillyillustrates
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Recently what looks like a group of trans lesbian moots have been reposting my good posts in like trios. Godspeed girls, thank you for supporting my posts. Also if you ever wanna give style tips I’d take them. I still dress out of Walmart and need help desperately

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I bet smashing a watermelon on the pavement feels really good if you're a pavement

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Quiznos honor run

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What's up greatsword babes, I see y'all

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So I just fucking sneezed out a grain of rice

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The haters can’t get enough of my phat ass

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Just took a sip of my Soylent

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time to hunt some monsters

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Bro I just ate tf out of some hot dogs

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Whenever I get really into something I should have gotten into sooner, instead of saying "Man how fuckin' stupid am i for not doin' this sooner" I say "Fuck yeah, present me gets to enjoy this instead of past me!"

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Anyone who can perform a kickflip using a 17th century pirate schooner gets to be the new Poseidon

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I have a tummy ache and a deep lingering sadness

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

MEOWOMEOW meow meow?

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I pronounce week and speak both as squeak btw

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

big hairy warrior women

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"Oh yeah?? Will you still support him if we have VIDEO EVIDENCE that he fucks good??!! Hmmm??!!!"

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While I think it's basically evil and not something you should ever do, there is something a little bit funny about responding to someone going "I've been feeling insecure lately" with "it's the [insert random body part here] isn't it."

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Rogue: hey paladin, you're straight right? Paladin: I'm busy with the dragon right now... Rogue: But you ARE straight? Paladin: yes! Shoot the dragon! Rogue: are you cool with gay people though? Paladin: shoot! Rogue: are you cool!? Paladin: yes! Rogue: great, I needed an ally within 5 feet.

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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Monkey!! 🐒🐵 #photography #photographer #animals #monkey

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Olive trees II 🫒 #photography #photographer #trees #nature

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Lisboa, Portugal 📍🇵🇹 #photography #photographer #lisboa #portugal

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Mezquita de Córdoba, Andalucía 📍🇪🇦

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

Putting this on my giant robot's ass

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Loyal mutt of the princess

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

There are only so many times I can think "oh I look tired today" before I have to accept that's just what my face looks like now 😐

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In my nervous habit of chewing my fingers I’ve developed a taste for human flesh

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when you do a big stretch in the morning and it feels like a sneeze and an orgasm and dying

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Owning a cat is basically 10% rejection and 90% being exposed to a bare feline anus

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The benefit of being an old(er) is that I get to tell other olds to pipe the fuck down when they start shit-talking the youths. I take this responsibility very seriously.

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If you tell a bad joke and people cringe or groan, make sure to fully savor their pain and hatred by then explaining it to them

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

*throws a single corn tortilla at you*

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My one friend just said , “Supposingly” To which my other friend said, “yeah, Supposably” I’ve hidden both their bodies.

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They’re finally done. My custom jeans. They fit perfectly at the waist, with an immaculate inseam, yet the legs are 10,000% too long. I be walking down the city block with my hem 7 blocks that way. I’ve caused 3 traffic jams and 1 wreck

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profile update: the squeakquel

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YO LOOK AT THIS THIS RULES GO SIGNAL BOOST THEM

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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

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“what the fuck do you want from me?” is a perfectly valid question to ask anyone at any time. this includes god

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I resent the implication that I was the one who broke wind based solely on the fact that my perfect olfactory senses detected this foul odor before anyone elses

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respectfully, [some dumbass annoying low effort offensive shit]

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

*psychic beams at u demanding more attention*

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The problem with Warhammer is that it is populated by people who believe there are no bad actions, only bad targets

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what if i’m not broken? what if this is just who i am?

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