charlottehill.bsky.social
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Could you imagine. @jortsthecat.bsky.social spends so long failing to acquire a Teamsters jacket he walks out with a DOGE one instead. 😱
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Begone foul wench. 🤣
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(Apologies in advance) I’ve got D.E.I. When the crowd say…
Won’t lie, it’s annoying me so much I wonder if it couldn’t actually be used. Just sing the response at anyone who uses the term derogatively.
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I haven’t had a chance to watch your interview that suggested Trump might go a third. I’m placing all my hopes on the fact they’ll need 2/3 of states to amend the constitution. (Or an act of God - a Smiting from above would be an interesting next chapter in this nightmare.)
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Oh. My. Goodness. So the next four years are Sandal’s fault?!?! Are we sure Dav isn’t complicit?
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ROOD! Hope you’re giving momb a behaviour score tonight Gonz. Not sure it’d be 100% perfect.
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The world is going to hell in a handcart an Dav thinks denying Freya the blinds she (obviously) deserves is the right course of action? For shame. 😔
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Leave: World domination.
Stay: Food. Treats. Food. Strokes. Treats. Food…
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Blue Steel.
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Me: Dress hanging quietly
Life: Gonzo attack
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I don’t know what that bauble did to you Gonz but I have no doubt it deserved the beating you gave it. 😡 Hopefully this year it was positioned right at the back of the Xmas tree so it can learn its lesson and grow from here.
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My all time favourites:
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg 🥁
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I grew up in a bedroom that had both a polystyrene ceiling and an abundance of house spiders. And yes. You can hear them. And yes. It is the stuff of nightmares.
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I’ve never seen Jorts look so cross! Fucking mummies stealing all the attention again. Rude. You’d think they’d had enough time by now. But no. See me with my brain pulled out through my nose blah blah blah. 😒
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I’ve heard it’s a common boy problem. 😔
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Who are they? Exactly
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Just thoughts. Also thoughts, can we be sure that Freya’s input doesn’t give Sandal the impetus needed to focus all attention on world domination and take the Dav eye off the ball?
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Just to be clear, you’re sure Dav isn’t on alt? 🤷♀️
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I’m not saying it’s definitely true. But I said that Dav hadn’t denied controlling dogs and he didn’t deny that he controls dogs. So maybe he did more than just antagonise. 🤷♀️ Just a thought. 🤔
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I see you’re not denying controlling dogs. Just saying. 🤷♀️
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😲😲😲😲😲 grrrrrrrr disliking.
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Shaking my head. I definitely remember accusations about Jan 6th directed at Gonzo.
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Does this mean Dav admits he was fibbing when he said Gonzo was a part of Jan 6th?
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Why would you have meringue that doesn’t taste of chicken? Say my cats.
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Gonz, if I were you I might consider legal representation. Obviously correlation isn’t necessarily causation but, just saying, maybe disturbed sleep might increase interest in helicopters. 🤷♀️
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So can I assume that when you have someone who was coerced but then went on to groom it could be a mitigating factor but starting sentence would still be 4.5 if convicted?
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Happily. Can I ask if that would still be the case if they’ve been groomed/coerced through County Lines?
And where do b/c sentences start?
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Gonz, have you been watching UK Traitors? If not just know you’re channeling the emotions of a nation.
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It’s okay to have different strengths. I have friends who can cook who don’t know what’s happening. I can’t cook and generally do know what’s happening. They have peace. I have a blister on the roof of my mouth. Swings and roundabouts. 🤣
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Just a thought. There might be some human like personas who might find a kick in the nards (even from the rufftiest tufftiest pusscats) underwhelming. May I suggest biscuits with claws on the nads. If biting is too revolting to be considered.
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Possibly my favourite moment on WILTY ever when she said it was the truth she ran out of fake tan on one series and so oranged up with gravy granules. 🤣
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Who said that???
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I don’t care what “health and safety” have to say. I’ve paid. I’ve queued. I’m here now, so just fucking spin it.
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Look at my ‘tache. I am obviously posh. Serve me my cocktail now please. I have a ‘tache
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Clearly doesn’t. Undoubtedly an attempt at gaslighting here. Gonz was obviously camouflaged therefore being spotted would be impossible.
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There remains the question, if you’re not supposed to go behind why is there space behind? 🤷♀️
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Y no nugget tho??? 🤣
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Rocking the Miss Haversham look. Classics Gonz. 😉
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Gonz, have you considered approaching companies directly re advertising? I reckon there are deals that could be done. Eg no reason the Marlboro Man needs to be human…
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As a teacher, I suspect if I looked like this kids would listen to me more. 🤣
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And then you start pissing out your bladder.
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A beautiful cat
Calmly sitting with whisky
Enjoying a fag
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Does writing a mediocre Haiku on Bluesky count as published? If so, me too!!! 🎉
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Gonzo is a poet,
So cool with his cigarettes.
Slamming out the beat.
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Bad. Ass. Catting.
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Jesus. Those ribs. 💔
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Particularly the ‘swears like how’s your father and say it’s cool for cats’ and Gonzo. 🤷♀️ Not saying that’s a bad thing, everyone knows it’s cool to swear.