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NEW: Public health teams are being gutted by Trump's purge of federal employees, imperiling crucial, lifesaving work. "We are hollowing out our government in a way that is going to hurt people and is going to get people killed." w/ @deldeib.bsky.social: www.propublica.org/article/trum...

I am not kidding when I say Madison intended impeachment to be used on the first, next, and last President who referred to themselves as a king, and we ought to do him right

Imagine fucking up Catholicism so badly that the Pope calls you out personally. Feels like I'm back in the 1400's. Incredible.

Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.

my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”

I get the instinct to say "it's too late" in response to calls to action (call your reps about thing x, show up to protest thing y). I do. But here's the thing. These are the last tools we have to preserve democracy, short of some very messy options that I refuse to romanticize. Too early to quit.

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

Congressperson John Lewis, whose ‘good trouble’ they love to quote so much, was arrested 45 times in his life. The last was in 2013 protesting for immigrants, during the Obama presidency.

Fun fact about EXU: Divergence! You do not need to have seen the end of C3, Downfall, or Calamity 😉 Trust me, those who have will EAT WELL, but you don’t need to be caught up to follow along. It’s simultaneously a standalone story and the conclusion of a trilogy ❤️🌱

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

This is zero shade to Philly fans - you go have fun. But it's always interesting how news outlets portray social disruption in the aftermath of sporting events vs social disruption in the form of political protest. just food for thought.

This is it. This is the take.

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

gritty has seized control of the federal government

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

Tired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they're racist Wired: conservatives hate Kendrick because they feel attacked by his anti-pedophile stance

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

you have to recognize that a lot of the bone-deep panic among conservatives these last couple decades is based on them slowly losing the culture war

Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

Thoughts and prayers tonight for the parked cars, trees, and street level fixtures of downtown Philadelphia.

Right now we need stories of the powerful taking it fully and cleanly in the nuts, so an A+ night start to finish.

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

the halftime show will always be "woke" because most American consumers actually don't like things like racism its like republicans forget that they are unpopular with the huge chunk of people that don't vote

at this point, they are going to have to slather the light poles in grease and fill the schuylkill with gravy in hopes of drawing some of the hordes off and reducing the radius of the blast damage

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

The best part about this is the suggestion there are always, always new people Drake never realized hated him who do, just an endless supply forming a line down the block, waiting their turn

i am going to start assigning reading comprehension questions to people on here because i am becoming genuinely concerned by some of my replies

Sketch break! I love you… most ardently.

Home. Forever. 🖤 To feathery wings returning home, to the Hells finding rest and sharing dreams. To a new age. To Critical Role: thank you (cast & crew) for changing my life. I love you all so much. And I can't wait for it to be Thursday again. #criticalrolespoilers #criticalrole #critrolespoilers

For those who continue to deny that Trump and the MAGA GOP's objection to asylum-seekers and refugees isn't racist, check out which group, out of all the conflicts on earth, Trump has made a very special refugee resettlement for. Yep. White South Africans. Beyond parody.

JD Vance will really be like "you believe in loving thy neighbor? That pales in comparison to my strategy, loving my family first" and then not love his family.

The base premise of MAGA is that shadowy deep state actors have conspired to crank the levers of power to brainwash Americans into adopting any ideology that isn't bigoted & monarchic brainrot. Accordingly they perceive places like ed.gov as if they're endgame lairs, not literal offices.

1. I keep saying this, but it’s important to try to slow things down. It’s something that the Democrats really don’t get. You can win a war by losing every battle slowly.

if you were an unreconstructed segregationist from jim crow alabama, what would you do differently than this administration with regard to civil rights enforcement?

So now that Trump has banned trans people from participating in sports and trans teens from getting transition-related care, all of the "but we just have some concerns" people will surely come out strong in opposition to additional attacks on trans rights, yes? No? Ah well, nevertheless.

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

Under the banner of “government efficiency,” U.S.-grown food and lifesaving medicine meant to help the world’s most vulnerable is instead rotting on cargo ships and in warehouses across the globe. @suzykhimm.bsky.social has the details: www.nbcnews.com/news/politic...

News media challenge: stop saying controversial when you mean white surpemacist. abcnews.go.com/US/trump-adm...