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Colorado hiker boy, classical pianist, and writer. Co-Creator of ARDEN, host of MY BIG SCORE, #1 fan of FANTASIA
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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

Fucking post-nasal drip. Among life’s minor indignities, one of the most irritating

ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time. S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.* short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵 legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

Between Absolute WW and Batman: Dark Patterns, Hayden Sherman is showing a truly incredible talent for guiding the reader's eye in such unique, interesting ways with their layouts, not typical left-to-right reading but very innovatively doing it in concert with on-page motion and action

Today

I wonder if there's been any writing on early DC being heavily influenced by Universal Horror. It was one of the current mass entertainments, after all, and you can really see it in a number of the villains who've stuck around - Joker is obvious, but early Bats/GL are infused with it in particular

REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

Look at his face. "I found that shit you like!" He doesn't care why you like it. He doesn't judge. Just happy to help.

elon musk might be the worst person of all time. and i don't mean that he hurt the most people. he's just really bad at being a human

Our pep rallies had the football teams do musical numbers in drag.

Please look up the influenza epidemic of 1918-19 to understand that the CDC not selecting strains for next year’s vaccines sets the stage for a public health calamity that will, without doubt and at bare minimum, catastrophically and directly impact people you know. This is a five alarm fire.

God, the Hackman news is utterly heartbreaking. RIP to one of the best to ever do it.

you don’t need the press corps anymore — just pull out your phone. AOC did a livestream that spurred THOUSANDS of calls to congress. the msm wants drama? give it to them. like right now dems should have a fucking PARADE of fired federal workers out there putting a face on all this.

Black Canary: Best of the Best #4 - Continues to be the strongest work King has put out in some time. The tonal control between how utterly charming stuff like the texting exchange is with a continued series of brutal gutpunches is tremendous. Devastating ending.

Kathleen Kennedy news has people trying to talk about what happened to Star Wars without remembering the position the franchise was in before the Disney sale. I don't blame people for forgetting, we've had six lifetimes of Star Wars Discourse since then, but in 2011 Star Wars was a goddamn joke

Wonder Woman fans about to march on the Warner studio lot to demand satisfaction

Worth noting that the Democratic Party has engaged in this “retreat” strategy at the state level in “Red” states for decades. What has that gotten us?

Where's Captain Carrot's All-In book, DC

Lindy Li, a member of the DNC national finance committee and top level consultant on the Harris campaign flipped to the GOP as soon as Harris lost. That's why you fucking lost. You have grifter Republicans running your campaigns pretending to be Dems. She's even defending Pete Hegseth.

Less than 2 months away from S2 of The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Syril Karn, it's going to be so good

LET'S GOOOOOOO youtu.be/AE4wxt70aUM?...

i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class

that picture crashes through the "she's so crazy lover her" meme and lands on this (@jfruh.bsky.social)

Please welcome @inkphemeral.bsky.social, Zach Valenti, Kristen DeMercurio, and @trench.bsky.social to the Arden Family.

Tonight's thoroughly delightful discovery, you haven't lived until you've heard Christopher Lee laugh maniacally while performing Gilbert and Sullivan: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWKr...

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny