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My February in films My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/bGsLN

Had a busy, busy week. Still, I can't believe I only watched two films.

Pretty sure she was in the last Wallace & Gromit movie.

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

Did Elon accidentally create another nuclear power composed of 1 dude in a motel somewhere?

No shit.

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

Red sky at night: Shepherd's Pie. Red sky in the morning: Cottage Pie. Any other kind of sky, any other time: Steak and Kidney.

My January in films My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/bGsLN

Hey I called it

His whole presidency was like Bruce Wayne talking about how Batman needed to do something bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Jesuses! Those are pretty good prices.

This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.

everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there

Radiohead lied to us. Computer not OK. Computer not OK at all.

REMEMBER Turn your computer off before midnight on the 12th of Trigintanusember, 2099.

My December in films. My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/bGsLN

my favorite part of monopoly is getting down to your last six bucks and pulling a card that says by the way you’re not all that hot either

This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

me: it doesn’t have a tail so i’m pretty sure it’s a hamster tech support: okay fine right-click the hamster

Someone should write a story about a rich workaholic who’s miserable and alone at Christmas because he sucks. Throw in some ghosts or something

@stephknee.bsky.social Unbelievable. Wordle 1,285 X/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩

To mark the second anniversary of The JCAS presents Nick & Nat’s Consume and Obey, Nick Helm and I sat down on a Monday evening a few weeks ago to record a bumper FIVE HOUR Xmas special chatting about our favourite films of 2024 in one sitting. Happy Xmas. pod.fo/e/295707

As an American who’s lived in London this is too accurate

Lot No. 146. 'Princess Leia is sitting on the loo' Context: she is constipated, still. Having forgotten her phone this time, Henri is keeping her entertained by drawing her portrait. 1980. Est. £1,000,000-£1,500,000.

My November in films watched. My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/bGsLN

I quite like it here.

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

Stuck this to the window and now the world makes a LITTLE more sense...

So like... Elon Musk eschewed and exterminated the Twitter brand in favour of his own - ok then - how about if Jack just renamed Blue Sky 'Twitter'-It looks like the old Twitter,feels like the old Twitter, the folks here are like the old Twitter. Then Jack would have both his Twitter and $44Billion

The stark reality of going on a 5 hour narrow-boat trip with the family.

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger... Like a really fancy toothpaste.

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