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EXCLUSIVE: This just happened onstage in front of 6,000 Bostonians at the Dropkick Murphys concert. "This is America, no kings here!" @dropkickmurphys.com nails it again!!

How will kids be able to text their parents goodbye during school shootings?

This hits hard… “Then she was fired by a Fox News weekend host.” You know what else hits hard? The fact that voters thought it was a good idea to hire a reality show host/bankrupt businessman as President of the United States.

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

So you didn’t like the halftime show?

"Daddy says he owns you. Can you get me an ice cream?"

Good morning!

Next year’s halftime show will be just a jar of mayonnaise with a confederate flag stuck in it.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter

Happy Birthday to the leader of the free world. Slava Ukraini🇺🇦

Tom Morello was right. And now, we are living in the bonafide Rage Against the Machine era. It is time to organize. Our government is not failing us, it is actively trying to destroy us. #ResistForRealThisTIme

Apologies to the world. America is full of great people. Sadly, none of them are in charge right now.

New Tesla logo just dropped.

Don’t let anybody gaslight you

The accuracy. I’m so quiet in person but home alone…. Whole damn party #blacksky

Awkward gestures or Nazi salutes?

I’m gonna get put on a government watch list for this one I just know it

Congratulations, USA. You have completed the game “Democracy.” Unfortunately, you got the bad ending.

Opinion | Don’t worry, fellow liberals. In 40 years when the American spring arrives and our grandkids are tearing down statues of Elon and Trump, we’ll have the last laugh

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

Mark Zuckerberg removed ribs so he could get sloppy on himself

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

Random number: 113. That’s how many days I’ve been clean

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

This is worth another watch

I adore both of my children, but my son’s laugh is the reason ears are a thing. I’ve never heard a better sound.

It’s just as dumb as it looks

That’s right granny! 🤣😂