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Now that videos can be 3 minutes, everyone can enjoy this masterpiece: Stacey Two-Wheeler (2009)

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Is this good? Is maroon good?

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Really hoping these tornadoes hitting St. Louis whisk us off to the wonderful world of Oz.

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My favorite scene in any movie is the scene when it starts mid joke and all we get is the punchline, but nothing else, and everyone laughs. Then the real scene starts. “…and that’s how I got this dog tattoo on my dick!” everyone laughs “Johnson! Get your shit, we move out at 0700.”

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The URL for the Museum of Illusions is Moist Louis dot com.

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23-year old guy at work just discovered The Onion.

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it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55

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Towel Man was just on the tv. So I was forced to explained him to the 10yo. 10: Towel Man is a stupid name. Me: Yeah. At his daughter's wedding, he wore that costume. 10: What? Did she kick him out? Me: No. 10: That's such a stupid costume. This kid just gets it.

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the guy who played big pete on pete and pete is so cool

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Slowly dredging River Des Peres deeper in the hopes St. Louis can join Illinois.

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It’s in times like this where you have to have one (1) edible and then realize Let It Be is only two years earlier than Superstitious. That’s like hearing about Cleopatra and the moon landing.

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Phantasy Star IV turned 30 years old in North America this month, so, for @pastemagazine.bsky.social, I wrote about why it didn't end up a hit like the classic contemporaries it was just as good as, and that plot twist it therefore doesn't get enough credit for. Unlike the megahit Final Fantasy VII.

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My 5 year plan?

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It is 2025, love scheduling a measles booster for my 40-year old ass so I don’t die of preventable diseases.

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I’m willing to buy this from Costco’s website if someone is willing to fill it with its namesake. I am not asking for someone to do anything illegal. I am just saying that I can afford the $1500 for this item.

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Is it too late to propose that the city uses the Rams settlement to divert the Mississippi into River Des Peres, drying out the riverfront with the sole purpose of having St. Louis leave Missouri for Illinois?

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Check out this adorable kitten.

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I didn’t realize how satisfying it would be to have a cyber truck driver see me give him the finger on the highway. But I hope that fucker getting off at Watson and 44 loses everything he holds dear.

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My dad once pooped at the Tkachuk’s house. If you think they’re shitheads, it could be my dad’s fault.

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Oh shit, maybe Doug Armstrong can turn Binnington into a couple first round picks because of this.

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You could’ve put Roy and Brodeur in goal at the same time, but McDavid was so wide open he was gonna score there 11 times out of 10. Fuck the USA.

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How good we had it

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Today’s Millennial Product of Excellence is yogurt thing full of cheese. Yogurt thing full of cheese: “this isn’t sad, this isn’t cheez wiz, it’s in a thing. I had to get this in the refrigerated section! It’s PORT WINE flavored spreadable cheese, it’s for INTELLECTUALS”

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Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

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While my 10yo was dousing mac and cheese in Frank’s last night, she informed me that when she’s an adult she will have a mini fridge dedicated solely to hot sauces. “It has to be a mini fridge because a normal fridge would be too many hot sauces.”

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Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Mayor: what

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When I was 10, my parents would take me to a mom & pop rental place in exurban St. Louis every weekend. For 6 months straight, I only rented PS IV. I never loved characters as much as I did Chaz and Alys (RIP). I never beat Zio, so I never knew there was more game past him until Virtual Console.

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Play great games with Game Pass!

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When’s the @kofie.bsky.social Division getting spun up at @defector.bsky.social?

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I miss defragging

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Just reverse Joni Mitchelled where they tore down Crestwood Mall and put up some useful housing and I got irrationally upset.

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Entertaining VCU-Saint Louis game leads to—fine, let’s talk about this huge fan brawl: defector.com/entertaining...

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The best skill I learned very early in my career was how to find a topic of conversation that can derail an entire office so absolutely no work will get done. “What did you have for dinner last night?” just stopped all work for an hour. Somehow this company made $10 billion last year.

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