Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse? Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Mayor: what - ThreadSky

lacarlos.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Mayor: You finish that statue of Lincoln for the federal courthouse?
Sculptor: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Mayor: what

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kurtweldon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reasonably sure he was rather more buff. When he'd been shot, and his shirt was removed, Stanton said that was when he realized just how muscular Lincoln was.

huld.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is just Mutt from Schitt’s Creek after he shaved his beard, and you can’t tell me otherwise.

joehuiras.bsky.social•4 days ago

Am I the only one seeing this??

spicybonuscontent.bsky.social•4 days ago

is that a roll of pennies in his pocket or is Abe Lincoln just happy to see me?

iamzeeeggman.bsky.social•4 days ago

cmon, you know a rail splitter had to scratch his balls every now and then

milanasanovic.bsky.social•4 days ago

how long until some simping MAGAtard photoshops dearest leader face on this

lagerwhat.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's Baberham Lincoln, thank you very much.

transonic.media•4 days ago

”Four score and seven reps ago, I hit the gym to forge a more perfect Union… of abs.”

wendymadarling.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is a shonda. Yikes.😬

unmikely.bsky.social•4 days ago

In Chicago some people call this the “sexy Lincoln” statue, but it’s tame by comparison.

caravellin.bsky.social•3 days ago

I guess it depends on who the statue is sexy *for*. This statue is definitely giving off a "Jack from That Scene in Titanic" vibe.

scooterbones.bsky.social•4 days ago

If u got a foot thing

queenofdragonpass.bsky.social•4 days ago

I once found a trash bag full of books next to the dumpster at an apartment complex I lived in at the time. They were all things like "A Cowboy Daddy for Christmas" and I'm pretty sure the sculptor of this statue also drew the cover art for them.

traceyryniec.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's 80 years old. Wow. Lol.

imcmahan.bsky.social•4 days ago

check out the log on that Lincoln ay carumba

robelder.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lincoln Lincoln
I've been wrackin'
What the hell have you been packin'?
It's not quarters
It's not dimes
Oh my god it's aubergine

sentientdinonugget.bsky.social•4 days ago

You can’t fool me, that’s Gavin Newsom.

thryse.com•4 days ago

I think this was a Sword of Truth book

notonebit.com•4 days ago

More like Baberaham Lincoln amirite?

victorha.bsky.social•4 days ago

Chuckle

dbonowitz.bsky.social•4 days ago

habeas corpus indeed

colorsfade.bsky.social•4 days ago

What in the name of Final Fantasy B-side is that?

cynlawless.bsky.social•4 days ago

ckerr.bsky.social•4 days ago

It looks like Abraham Luigi

stardustmomm.bsky.social•4 days ago

That looks like Gavin Newsom lmfaooo

sinisternails1.bsky.social•4 days ago

Abraham Twinkin 🥰

subsequentseer.bsky.social•4 days ago

You win BlueSky for the day 👏

harrychemay.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lincoln in his Luke Perry 90210 phase.

johhn.bsky.social•4 days ago

stovepipe abs

nickgimbal.com•4 days ago

stovepipe indeed

axl-warpshaft.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are we sure this isn't a repurposed sculpture of Dave Gahan?

docmcdoom.bsky.social•4 days ago

Answering the question nobody asked, "What if we put Gavin Newsom's head on Adam Driver's body?"

mattmoses.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://wapo.st/4jVgpmu

stephenspower.bsky.social•3 days ago

Life but make it art in reverse. Was the sculptor's model Mangione?

vonhonkington.bsky.social•4 days ago

What's the 19th century term for a fuckboy

lolphillies.bsky.social•4 days ago

He needs to emancipate that uncut Lincoln Log imo

all-a-mort.bsky.social•4 days ago

Abraham Lincoln Lady Killer.

rich-leduc.bsky.social•4 days ago

My day has been made. The family said it had to be photoshopped--so I showed them the wiki! Thanks for sharing.

abbykoch.bsky.social•4 days ago

Giving off strong Barron Trump energy (not a good thing)

clowndro.bsky.social•4 days ago

The history books do tell of Honest Abe's Giant Hog

markjkings.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is this LA Superior Court?

lacarlos.bsky.social•4 days ago

👍🏽👍🏽 formerly federal when this was sculpted in 1941!

markjkings.bsky.social•4 days ago

I had a hearing there last month. My case was transferred to that courthouse. You don't forget that statue.

the-dallas-denali.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is that a Lincoln log in his pants or is he just happy to free the slaves.

banditelli.org•4 days ago

don't lie, this is gavin newsom! (sorry)

imdmingyour.mom•4 days ago

how dare you! I can’t unsee it now

banditelli.org•4 days ago

its so real lol

westcoastganbaru.bsky.social•4 days ago

I said the same thing. Can't be wrong

alexqgb.bsky.social•4 days ago

He wishes. He so, so wishes.

fireaaronrodericks.sisc.one•4 days ago

jaybrittenham.bsky.social•4 days ago

"S'cuze me while I whip this out."

jwlongthelast.bsky.social•4 days ago

Someone needs to photoshop Alf's head onto this asap..

bjdr.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why does his face look like David Tennant in the 2nd one

philatticus.bsky.social•4 days ago

@robhanna.bsky.social

robhanna.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah, it's a weird one.

Feels kinda like socialist realism, the artist himself said he did him shirtless just b/c he wanted to show the form, no deeper meaning. Which I find odd.

The same artistic era also gave us this; Copland ser various Lincoln speeces to music

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Portrait

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