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the last thing you see before Mark Rosewater vaporizes you with his mind powers:

are you guys seeing the vision yet?

at a cedh tournament at my lgs and im so nervous i feel like im gonna throw up

new comic sketch preview

It cannot be stressed hard enough that Elon Musk thinks this makes him look cool.

For all the USPS's faults, Americans have to realize: It's one of the best postal services in the world, even after being kneecapped by DeJoy. Fight for our postal service, guys. I know I will. It is an essential public good.

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gif form:

feeling the FOMO from magiccon (hopefully next year i can go!) so i was opening the boosters from my festival in a box mystery boosters and....... yooooooooo

the final fantasy cards seem to be delighting the final fantasy fans, which is good!!! however, this is reminding me of the biggest problem with universes beyond: theyre never for properties that /I/ care about. and as the main character of magic the gathering, they should be catering to my tastes!!

bet midwensterners loved it when raffi hit the ‘ope ope ope opples and bononos’ line of the apples and bananas song

"You are chasing angry hallucinations created by grifters who make money off your rage" is such perfect phrasing that I had to copy and paste it here so I always have access to it for future idiots "Woke" is quite literally a non issue and that includes in #gamedev

The intrusive thoughts won today

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Next newsletter on wheresyoured.at I believe, outside of ChatGPT, that the combined generative AI industry is smaller than Pokémon Go at its peak, with apps like Gemini and Copilot having less than 20 million monthly active users. These unprofitable, unsustainable apps are also deeply unpopular.

potionomics is a really fun game but why is it that every game with optional romance paths forgets to put in any characters that are hot?? ah well. the characters ARE endearing, even if none of them are my type

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

my fav part of spoiler season is people freaking out about a card saying it’s going to be banned bc of how insane it is and then once it’s out we never hear about the card being relevant in any format

Hot take: Aetherdrift being a slow Limited environment is not at all a thematic failure with the idea of racing. Actual car races, like the Indy 500, last for hours. The actual flavor failure is that the games aren’t incredibly monotonous and loud. #mtg #aetherdrift

I really hate the "put up with the grime, it's a city" mindset, but I hate this sort of declinism more. A country that gives up on public transit bc it's scary, and crams more people into cars, is a failure.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAMIGAWA NEON DYNASTY BY THE WAY

Listening to the Kamigawa and New Capenna soundtracks again. Remember how unbelievably banger those were? What I wouldn't give to get those back.

hey. no. stop. it would own me so much if they built the plane as fast as possible with fewer security checks. id feel so bad if they used elmers glue. id cry so many liberal tears if they used scotch tape.

I forgot about the fate that awaits all tyrants bro

Chinese users on Red Note ask why Americans aren't fighting and... it's pretty much this. You consign yourself to death if you fight because without a job you're just dead.

that's cool, now draw her fat

Well well well

Yeah it’s funny how everything musk does has this same gap between promise and delivery

this is a terrible time to not know anything about final fantasy lmao. what are any of you talking about

this is the way

This is perhaps not an ideal time for NASA to have redefined its primary mission as "track down and destroy all copies of the movie Hidden Figures".

Incredible journalism.

every time anyone says anything mean about Loot, my partner and i turn to each other and go "theyre making fun of your ugly baby!!!" which is technically referenced the Dumbo remake, but more accurately, is quoting jenny nicholsons video about it

Whoopsie!

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

they got rid of all these guys

Fun Magic: the Gathering discovery! If you have a creature with an exhaust ability exiled with Mimeoplasm, Revered One, you can pay 2 to change back into that creature again and it resets the exhaust ability. Almost got all the lands out of my deck except my opponent died first.

It is true that grifters and kooks introduced some unreasonable language and norms into liberal spaces, that you can find examples of this going back decades, even during the Civil Rights Movement, and that centrists intentionally sensationalizing this over the last decade has damaged the country.

i am 100% of the belief that simply forcing take-writers to answer the question "who specifically said this and why are they significant" would result in substantially fewer bad takes circulating in the world