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every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity. Features contributor at @theonion.com, writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, all those other places https://connorrelyea.com/
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HOTEL FOR DOGS (2009)

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

another day, another round of bots

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

After spending the entire day reading about the r*tionalists in the tech industry I 100% believe we need an immediate and complete shutdown of any and all sci-fi novels, movies, video games, comics, etc. this has gone too far

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

if there are any newspaper editors reading this, think of it like, the Saturday Night Massacre was considered the "Harvard administrator cited sources improperly in their college thesis" of the 1970s in terms of how big a scandal it was.

submitted 10 days ago • 35 comments

You can’t spell Stonewall without the T

submitted 10 days ago • 32 comments

buddies and I are repudiating the rule of law and laughing at judges and their little robes if you want to come through later

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

love that the federal government is essentially saying "lmao jump, bitch" to anyone who is on anti-depressants

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

We’re living in the golden age of press conferences where a weird guy on pills babbles incoherently

submitted 10 days ago • 120 comments

I spent a good chunk of yesterday baking my boyfriend his favorite kind of pie as an early Valentine’s Day surprise and I want everyone else to see it too because for a first attempt at a blueberry pie she’s a fuckin’ beaut

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if Pratchett and Le Guin wrote their wizards exclusively as virgins because they couldn’t conceive that in those fraternal societies they created there would probably be probably like, 10 dudes banging each other

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

i love how the news every morning is like "trump has done something insanely illegal again. no, nobody really tried to stop him this time either. democrats are considering a strongly worded email"

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

the sedevacantists in downtown new york city are probably already planning their ironic readings of the Pope's declaration while dressed as anime waifus with huge tits

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

buddies and I are repudiating the rule of law and laughing at judges and their little robes if you want to come through later

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

never in my life thought I'd get to be a witness to Western Schism Two: Electric Boogaloo

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

submitted 14 days ago • 160 comments

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

submitted 16 days ago • 81 comments

I really want to write an essay examining the relationship between virginity and wizards in the fantasy genre but also i might be the only person in the world that's interested in this

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Lady Gaga is back with a banger and I am back on @mcsweeneys.net mama!!! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/var...

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

babe wake up, a new Andrea Long Chu takedown just dropped nymag.com/intelligence...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

shout out to this line voicing my exact thoughts about "the scene" "It’s weird that the alt-litterateurs think there’s something radical in all this authenticity stuff, but it’s downright baffling that they think there’s anything remotely subversive in being online." thepointmag.com/criticism/al...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

submitted 17 days ago • 168 comments

Old enough to remember when a single library deciding not to carry a Dr Seuss book was a grave threat to liberty

submitted 17 days ago • 18 comments

i'll be blunt, if you are someone who is vocal about the ways that diversity efforts "divide the working class" but silent about the ways that *actual racism and discrimination* divide the working class, then i think you're just an opportunist

submitted 17 days ago • 508 comments

the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”

submitted 17 days ago • 226 comments

“Tomorrow is another day” used to be something people said to encourage each other but now it kind of just feels like a threat.

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

I fully stand by this analysis

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

these assholes are going to drive our country into a deep, deep economic depression and we're all going to have to sit and listen to his supporters and reactionary centrists tell us how it's actually a good thing because it was in the service of torturing trans people

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

a completely wild feeling to be going about your day as normal while your country's government is being systematically destroyed by the dumbest people alive

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

god I completely forgot how much this administration loved to wait until the end of the day to break the most heinous news possible

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

got a little concussy* while snowboarding yesterday 🏂 *concussion

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

i'm trying to write longer things than one-liners this year so I've started with an essay about how my feelings about the current state of social media have intertwined with the grief of losing a loved one.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

i'm trying to write longer things than one-liners this year so I've started with an essay about how my feelings about the current state of social media have intertwined with the grief of losing a loved one.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

babe wake up, a new @michaelhobbes.bsky.social mispronunciation just dropped

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

getting dishonorably discharged from the city bus

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

submitted 31 days ago • 402 comments