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He/Him. Millennial. Political insanity. Funny stuff and other randomness I get a laugh at. (NSFW)
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Jesús fucking Christ. Full Nazi salute in day one sounds about right
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Another funnel for the right to feed slop to ignorant morons a few seconds at a time. Social media is a mistake and has become too powerful and influential.
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The worst humans live the longest. If there is a just god( or one at all) this pile of shit will drop dead tomorrow in front of the whole country.
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Well that’s cause America is still deeply racist. Segregation was 70 ish years ago and we pretend like we’re far removed from those deep roots soo many American families have spent generations cultivating and we pretend like we just dug them all up and moved on with the passing of legislature.
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Idk how well it works on tape measures and dicks but using a dry erase marker scribbled over it hard and then wiped away take per meant marker off most thing.
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Should have just name it Eric then.
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Dudes not applying to be a cohost on Fox it’s to be fucking Sec Def. of the most powerful military in the planet. It’s not high and mighty it’s the level needed to be on to perform this duty at a standard befitting what we once stood for. Jesus butt fucking Christ this station will be the end of US
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They’re going to try and make her their Taylor Swift. That still bothers Trump so much a woman much wealthier than him doesn’t like him at all. So he needs his version. Which yea I could her being the much worse version of Tswift
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No see where that differs is that in Idiocracy they saw a problem and actually listened to the smartest man in the room on how to solve it. I’d rather Camacho than Trump. They weren’t evil just ignorant. These people are evil and ignorant. Now how society is though is pretty accurate.
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When you just change the word to what they really mean. It all makes more sense.
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I work in restaurants and see plenty of allergy business cards. They’re actually very handy and I can give it directly to whomever is making your meal. Sometimes things get lost when servers have to rewrite it on the ticket. I suggest getting them, they’ll do exactly what you’re asking for.
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The mistake made back then was not letting the colonies perish.
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Look as much as I agree with you the line for unfit to hold office was crossed in November with Shitler (way back in 2016 if you ask me but here we are) You’re bringing logic and common sense into a fight fought without logic or common sense. If these morons had either they wouldn’t be republicans.
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You’re missing a step the violence at the protests they will absolutely start, the cascading affect of violence in return and the eventual declaration of marshal law is the end goal. Step one in turning a country into a dictatorship is consolidating power and to do that here they need marshal law.
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Trump cabinet pick incoming in 3…2…1…
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Because listening to scientists and those who have been spending years researching things and have a vast wealth of knowledge on a specific subject is un-American. Also less cars stuck in traffic means less time refueling which equals less time at the pump which is less money for oil companies
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What is the one thing America truly lacks? A spine.
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If the blue states won’t receive federal aid, then we’ll bankrupt red states by withholding federal taxes. Blue states make our GDP, red state scream about entitlement programs while being the largest benefactor of federal subsidies and programs. Fuck it tank the country, blue states will survive.
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Religion has always been about control. Always has been always will be. It’s the greatest lie man ever pulled on itself is, religion is good because shortly after its creations and greatest atrocities throughout history have then carried out in its name.
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The more and more we move on past Election Day the more and more I’ve noticed the spinelessness of the Democratic Party. I’m still blue through and through but god damn drop the fucking decorum and act like this isn’t normal. No living president should attend. It’d send a real message.
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I deleted Facebook years ago. But forgot to delete insta. Not that I ever actually used it. Made sure to delete it just to help the exodus numbers. It also was much harder to delete than I was expecting. I urge anyone to do the same, having an account you don’t use still adds to their numbers
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The day mankind realizes what we could achieve if we stopped fighting over which part of this spec of cosmic dust you fell out onto. Once we understand that as a collective harnessing the entirety of the human ingenuity we could advance our selves faster than ever before. Or destroy ourselves.
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Difference between caring about people and caring about yourself. They’re just bending the knee to kiss the little mushroom cap so they’re not targeted and can push legislation that’ll make them even more money. She’s just a good person.
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Because some men were drilled into their heads that men are superior and therefore must provide and do everything better than women because they can’t. These same shitheads also say shit like alpha male have their IQ on their profile
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Bro I’m talking about millions of dollars let’s Walmart for example “donates” in their name that comes from our “would you like to donate to charity” prompt at check out, tax loopholes and work arounds and exploits. These large companies wouldn’t waste the money if it didn’t benefit them in the end
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Yes in a roundabout sense they do, directly no you’re right they don’t but these donations can be used as deductions of a business expense letting them ultimately pay less in taxes overall essentially making money. It’s a bit more complicated than I have space for but the reason they dothis is money
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I don’t care what anyone says the reason this truck exists is cause musk was tired of people saying he has designed or built nothing and only bought everything. Something tells me this hunk of improperly designed dumpster fire is his personal baby that he forced through production even with warnings
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Think they mean write off on taxes for charitable donations. That little feature is actually a massive money maker for corporations. Why you think every single checkout has a prompt to donate to charity. It’s so they take your donations and get breaks in their name. Never use those donate directly
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Always keep an eye on those who talk behind your back, they’re closer to stabbing you in it than those in your face.
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Im so tired of these fucking people and their imaginary friend. I’m so tired of pretending like it is not protected insanity. I’m tired of hearing how good they are while watching them be the worst people on the planet. I’m tired of the ball and chain wrapped around humanities ankle of progress
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Congrats South Korea for showing the world how to properly deal with an impeached insurrectionist. America will never live this shame down.
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$50 bucks says musks tanks a proposed agreement because he feels like it
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Anything that will let trumps government install marshal law. I wouldn’t be surprised if this trend of random violent attacks and seeming chaos to continue well through inauguration and the first 100 days leading up to him trying to enact marshal law to then never give it up. I’d bet money on this
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Wow who could have seen that coming…