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crystalosaurus.bsky.social
Screenwriter, baker of treats, petter of dogs, player of video games, reader of books 🧋🍪🧁🎮👩🏻‍💻👻🇲🇽🇺🇸 💖💜💙
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It’s too early in the day for me to lose my mind over this man LMAO but I’ll do it anyway!!!

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I will make this place the new tumblr so help me god

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i am always saying "i am always saying this" because i love to lie

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You wanna French kiss? Girl, the tariffs

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

so diverse the way he’s coming for gamers and drivers

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Hands Off Protest in the Boston Common

submitted 9 days ago • 177 comments

dick sucking factory closing down bc of tariffs, end of an era 😪

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If this was happening in another country they'd call this communism and proof of their lack of freedom

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with May being just around the corner and the southeast already suffering from being under-warned in the last week from major tornadoes makes this so ominous i can't even begin to explain People are going to die.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Nintendo naming Trump’s tariffs specifically here rules and I hope starts to radicalize at least a few people. Silly that this could be what does it, but hey it’s America baby. We love our cheap toys more than food or medicine.

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

Let the switch 2 prices radicalize you

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The penguins react to tariffs

submitted 11 days ago • 137 comments

I don't like how the world is currently being run by tech bros who had their minds blown by 'god spelled backwards is dog' and never evolved beyond that point

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Holding my Nintendo Switch in my arms and telling it that it is always going to be a Super Nintendo Switch to me- no matter what it's official branding ended up being

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ACAB includes the uwu police

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Update: my bisexual ass now has a save slot for Neve 😅

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Newman’s Own stuff rules. Everything is solid quality, the pasta sauce isn’t Rao’s but it’s solidly above Prego, all the ingredients make sense, it goes to charity. This is what rich people should do. Elon is sending his sperm around or some shit and Paul Newman is helping kids from beyond the grave

submitted 19 days ago • 105 comments

Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.

submitted 19 days ago • 1935 comments

welp!

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Office Space (1999) Dir. Mike Judge 📽️

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Me in the national security team group chat

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What if tea... could piss? Introducing Kombucha

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saying “we told you so” has never felt more joyless

submitted 21 days ago • 31 comments

I feel confident in predicting history will judge this decade or so as the absolutely stupidest time in American history. Honestly our kids and grandkids will read about this time and be shocked that adults existed.

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I love you all so much 🥹 I wish I had met you under better circumstances. Circumstances other than the genocide. Please, don’t forget us, even if we die. Keep talking about us, how much they tortured us, and how all our children died—burned, buried under rubble, executed, or...🥹🥹 🫂🫂🇮🇱

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

There are stakes whether or not you participate, organize and act. I’d rather face them standing up.

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every person involved in this needs to be in prison

submitted 23 days ago • 1170 comments

For many Americans, egging cubertrucks is now simply unaffordable

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

saw someone call Pete Hegseth a "DUI hire" and frankly i must lol

submitted 23 days ago • 37 comments

“When they go low, we go high” is dead and I want everyone who did this in hell.

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My friend recently (and hilariously) pointed out that Emmrich Volkarin is the first video game romance I’ve been 100% “monogamous” with. In her words: “you love being a video game slut but now you’re a committed woman” 😂😂😂😂 She’s right though 🥴

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

submitted 31 days ago • 634 comments

fuck off! get absolutely fucked!

submitted 30 days ago • 38 comments

fun fact: Julius Caesar's last known words were, "why's everyone acting so fucking weird???"

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

I recently made another Rook for Veilguard and she is intended for Lucanis but I get the feeling I’m gonna end up saving a slot for Emmrich. Again. Round three. lmaoooooo (and maybe Neve? Idk they had some good vibes together.)

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the Patron Saint of reply guys

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I love Baltimore

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i said a few times here and there before the election that we’ll see what the mass deportation plan looks like when it’s ICE agents dragging grandmothers out of churches and, well, here we are

submitted 83 days ago • 603 comments

*Ms. Frizzle, giving directions to the brain* go up the spinal cord, take a sharp left, dendrite

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

megawealth is a curse! you become acutely aware of the needs you have that cannot be satisfied through material means AND you are socially ill-positioned to be in a place where you can experience authentic human connection because everyone around you has every incentive to lie to you!

submitted 87 days ago • 249 comments

David Lynch shot it down from heaven 💫

submitted 88 days ago • 77 comments

a fun prank to pull on your neighbor is to plant a sequoia seed in their front yard and then come back 100 years later like hahaha how’d that get there

submitted 93 days ago • 29 comments