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Dad, dev, dude stuff. Just trying to survive through this real world Idiocracy.
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Its Monday, Again. 🥱

Time for another episode of: Where is the dog gonna barf

My doctor said I should turn off all screens an hour before bed and now I just imagine that poor fucker staring at the ceiling every night

Hey girl are you trapped beneath a fallen tree because you need to log off

What do you call it when someone who isn't a dad tells dad jokes? A faux pa.

The Time Machine... 🕰️⌛⏰ 🙋🏼‍♂️Guilty

Religious persecution is when you are prevented from exercising your beliefs, NOT when you are prevented from imposing your beliefs. I assume it’s hard to separate church & state when you can’t separate fact from fiction. #VoicesForVictory #ProudBlue #DemsUnited

How dare

“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

It's just me and u

I'd trust ChatGPT to write a webinar way more than most people I know. Granted, I don’t know that many people.

Gamer problems

Relatively new to #Bluesky, so here’s the obligatory 'it’s better here' post. Came from Reddit, not Twitter—always hated Twitter. This feels like the chill corner of the internet. Let's keep it as long as we can.

Was thinking the same thing about the fascist forever war from Starship Troopers.

My 5-year-old told me at a grocery store that werewolves came from warehouses. Couldn't argue with that logic.

Writing SQL is like assembling IKEA furniture: It looks straightforward until you're elbow-deep in joins wondering why you have three unmatched rows and a broken relationship.

I swear that's how it works!!! How did you get into programming? ✨ #CyanTechMeme

Sounds about right.

so many programs have autosaving and cloud-saving now like word n stuff but ctrl-s has been ingrained into my very DNA i will be hitting the fuck out of ctrl-s until i die

Don't look at the news Don't look at the news Don't look at the news (Looks at the news) Oh, for fuck's sake