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Dad, dev, dude stuff. Just trying to survive through this real world Idiocracy.
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Doomerism is libs' and lefties' way of obeying in advance.

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Its Monday, Again. 🥱

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Time for another episode of: Where is the dog gonna barf

submitted 6 days ago • 33 comments

My doctor said I should turn off all screens an hour before bed and now I just imagine that poor fucker staring at the ceiling every night

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Hey girl are you trapped beneath a fallen tree because you need to log off

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What do you call it when someone who isn't a dad tells dad jokes? A faux pa.

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The Time Machine... 🕰️⌛⏰ 🙋🏼‍♂️Guilty

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Religious persecution is when you are prevented from exercising your beliefs, NOT when you are prevented from imposing your beliefs. I assume it’s hard to separate church & state when you can’t separate fact from fiction. #VoicesForVictory #ProudBlue #DemsUnited

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How dare

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“But the eggs were just so expensive.”

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It's just me and u

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I'd trust ChatGPT to write a webinar way more than most people I know. Granted, I don’t know that many people.

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Gamer problems

submitted 121 days ago • 202 comments

Relatively new to #Bluesky, so here’s the obligatory 'it’s better here' post. Came from Reddit, not Twitter—always hated Twitter. This feels like the chill corner of the internet. Let's keep it as long as we can.

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Was thinking the same thing about the fascist forever war from Starship Troopers.

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My 5-year-old told me at a grocery store that werewolves came from warehouses. Couldn't argue with that logic.

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Writing SQL is like assembling IKEA furniture: It looks straightforward until you're elbow-deep in joins wondering why you have three unmatched rows and a broken relationship.

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I swear that's how it works!!! How did you get into programming? ✨ #CyanTechMeme

submitted 130 days ago • 143 comments

Sounds about right.

submitted 131 days ago • 64 comments

so many programs have autosaving and cloud-saving now like word n stuff but ctrl-s has been ingrained into my very DNA i will be hitting the fuck out of ctrl-s until i die

submitted 132 days ago • 58 comments

Don't look at the news Don't look at the news Don't look at the news (Looks at the news) Oh, for fuck's sake

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