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I’m not here, this isn’t happening. Security guru, yoga instructor, bi-stitchual. Spends too much time on the NADC website looking at campaign finance data.
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1. The benefit of Trump's "shock and awe" approach to governance is that there is so much going on that brazen corruption goes virtually unnoticed. Consider Coinbase. It was charged by the SEC in 2023 with violating numerous laws. Now the SEC is dropping the lawsuit. Why? FOLLOW THE MONEY

I mean, i congratulate the pilot for successfully landing a plane upside down and apparently everyone surviving but how in the actual fuck did it get that way?

Who's to say they didn't already?

Wait are you telling me it's still not drag queens doing this stuff? Preposterous.

Reporter: I’m trying to figure out how you can come to the conclusion that diversity had something to do with this crash? Trump: Because I have common sense and unfortunately a lot of people don’t

What the Zuck. Woke up to a notice that our grassroots pro-education group’s profile pic was flagged automatically as unsafe. No way to appeal. It literally says “vote” over and over with “use your vote” overlayed over it. So Facebook now considers telling people to vote unsafe. Cool cool cool.

Sooner or later Democrats will realize it was never about the economy, because if it was, we wouldn't be in this situation now.

Riveting storytelling? So like, just making shit up like fox news does? Are they now an entertainment medium and not news?

Remember when Louis CK was basically like 'this was all consensual' without recognizing the power dynamic involved in the situations? And now we have Neil Gaiman being like, this was all consensual and happy? Maybe we need to start punching men in the face instead of saying no. 🤷‍♀️

The Intercept found dozens of government websites exploited by spammers to redirect to porn. Here’s how this hack happened. theintercept.com/2025/01/14/g...

Nebraska Nice.

Oh thank God. I was waiting for Noem to show up and shoot the horse for Pillen.

"You can't make this up" really starts to apply after a decade in IT. People tell wild stories and you know they're true, because the ones you have are just as wild.

This quote perfectly encapsulates tech professionals. The NYT spoke to a computer scientist who explained Citi Bikes leave "digital exhaust", "streams of data that can be used to track the ride". Which absolutely anyone could have explained more eloquently as "The bikes have GPS trackers".

I had a recruiter reach out to me about a SOC analyst position with the state of nebraska. Let me get this straight - you want me to drive to lincoln every day because our governor is an idiot, to do a job that I can do from my home for hundreds of other companies for more money? Nah dawg. Pass.

Now do Brett Kavanaugh.

Ma’am my daughter will be at school, on time, with her instrument or lunch or whatever else she absolutely needs and that’s it. I do not give one flying f about any of the rest of this. 😂

My mom complains about the property taxes but you can’t beat the views.

I heard the university of florida likes hiring failed politicians.

Nobody WANTS to but frankly they’ll find they have no other choice and in return uh, you get a small tax break and maybe some options for ESAs you can use to fund your kid’s special ed. So sorry, no one WANTED it but them’s the breaks. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm Megan, I don't get along well with others. I think my mom still has that report card somewhere, not that anyone needs proof. 😂

🚨 New Research Drop: 🇰🇵 DPRK IT Workers | A Network of Active Front Companies and Their Links to China Summary: ⚪ Newly Disrupted Front Companies by USG ⚪ Impersonating US based software and tech orgs ⚪ Links to still-active front orgs, CN association Report: www.sentinelone.com/labs/dprk-it...

If you use a regex to solve a problem, now you have two problems.

Whoa is spelled w-h-o-a. Please make a note of it.

this is like something a character in Animal Farm would say, and every 6th grader in the classroom would understand why it's wrong www.nytimes.com/2024/11/15/o...

Referring to a women's restroom or locker room as a "private space" is one of the weirdest things I've ever heard. There's nothing private about either. It might be a moderately gender-segregated space, but it's certainly not private.

Didn't sound the alarm before the election, because the waltons want their tax cuts, but now they're prepping consumers for increased prices, probably above any tariffs, just because they can blame it on china. 🤷‍♀️