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cyclonevonsleet.bsky.social
If man creates his own god, I make myself the devil. Ontologically evil with nothing to lose.
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submitted 26 days ago • 14 comments

The Avalanche JRPG fans thought they wanted versus the Avalanche JRPG fans actually wanted:

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Blue skies...I could get used to this!

submitted 60 days ago • 1062 comments

Just one of those days

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them

submitted 59 days ago • 87 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 59 days ago • 1100 comments

Super bowl? Sounds like a weed thing... #ThatsJustNotCool

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

(Jigsaw voice) You posted something mean about me online. Delete it in five minutes or I'll kill myself

submitted 67 days ago • 5 comments

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

submitted 72 days ago • 254 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 72 days ago • 4387 comments

Ecco the Dolphin Caught in Tuna Net hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

This is me btw if you care

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

submitted 83 days ago • 553 comments

I don't know about you, but I think it's very weird to respond to a post which is basically "be compassionate to your fellow Americans who live in California" with a list of reasons you shouldn't be compassionate to your fellow Americans.

submitted 83 days ago • 58 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 21 comments

@nelward.bsky.social my forever goat, I hope apple shampoo is on here!

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Order Little Caesars online today with code TOUCHDOWN to receive 15% off your order! If you whisper *quest sixty four* to your cashier at pickup, you will receive a 15% increase to your wind magic level (not available at all locations, some restrictions apply)

submitted 90 days ago • 27 comments

my next release EASY DOES IT / GUT STUFF 2 songs releases January 10, 2025 PRESAVE: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

submitted 97 days ago • 16 comments

It's time to finish the quest, by request! Finishing up Quest 64, starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo (Image credit: @quest64official.bsky.social)

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

I have unresolved trauma from when Dennis the Menace went woke.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

What if santa was a bad ass it would be like Badass Santa haha

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

That ADHD moment where you get your 3rd DUI this year 😱

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

Idk much about indiana jones but they definitely should make one called “indiana jones vs the pit”. Id watch that

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

What if gex

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

The next 'Mario' game will not be developed in Roblox Studio.

submitted 118 days ago • 7 comments

More like FetLife Stadium because you gotta be a real pervert to root for the New York Football Giants amirite

submitted 118 days ago • 9 comments

Alyssa Milano, wearing the tackiest outfit of the Bush Administration: Shut the fuck up Paige, I don't care about the ninja leprechaun, I think Cole is cheating on meee Me, 14 years old: I am goin gto invent a new type of jacking off about this

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

submitted 119 days ago • 1254 comments

Retweet this if gay

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

what lies beneath

submitted 120 days ago • 4 comments

My youngest child's birthday is this week, so to avoid the Christmas run-on that so many December babies experience, he gets a bunch of days! One day was dinner at his fav place (Red Robin). One day was Lego sets as a family. Another was a board game night Tonight is Mario Party Jamboree and snacks!

submitted 119 days ago • 20 comments

I think about killing myself after every single shift at my food service job. It really is that bad

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Blue Velociraptor from Dino Crisis 2 (PS1)

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

We need Maoist Jerma

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

just got here from the other place. 9gag.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

He’s my tiny son. He’s a cat whose name is goose. I love him so much

submitted 132 days ago • 4 comments

My friend’s mom recorded a few short clips… there is proof that this was a real gig and not just a photoshoot lol

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

submitted 133 days ago • 138 comments

bought a used grandmother this week

submitted 132 days ago • 32 comments

i still cant believe they bought that freakin zoo

submitted 132 days ago • 18 comments

Sam and Max is an anagram for Sex with Men. this is a reference to the plot of the game.

submitted 133 days ago • 7 comments