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He/Him Kind of an idiot. Musician-The Leisure Boys, BVR. Can normally be found watching movies. Fan of the Boston Celtics, Bruins, Fleet, Wrestling and niche podcasts.
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Happy Twin Peaks Day 🥧☕️🦉🩸

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

Whenever I’m in doubt or feeling down, I always turn to my guy JR youtu.be/HllumpAwVLQ?...

MASSHOLES ASSEMBLE!

this is somehow actually what happened

Just for kicks, here's Elon Musk being booed on stage with Dave Chappelle. He locked himself in his office for hours after this, and his staff thought he might harm himself! True story! youtu.be/bpfKJo8aYd8?...

It is definitely good to remind ourselves that despite his remoteness from society it is incredibly easy to make Elon Musk feel bad about himself and put him into a torturous mental space.

I’m still recovering from a wedding I was at Friday night. I had like 2 glasses of wine. I think this might be the end folks!

Wedding after party solo red room

elon musk is like if a president wasn't protected by the secret service

the super bowl commercials and to a lesser extent, the game itself, always remind me that this country produces nothing of value and everyone in it is shit. although i could go for some nerds gummy clusters. that confection feels like a winning combination of two awesome tastes.

Tough break for @theosplace.net

a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues

CIA Agent: You want our list of every undercover agent on Earth? Why? 17-Year-Old Doge Kid Who Is Only Known By His Alias “The Schooch”: Hey man, you can trust The Schooch

I’ve never dunked a donut into a coffee until today. This shit rules.

This guy wrote a book with a McCain.

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

Should go without saying but the point of diversity in hiring is to find _better_-qualified candidates outside of stagnant social networks that don't reward merit, like the kind of network that would put an MTV personality with a marketing degree in charge of the Department of Transportation

Did Ryan Reynolds leak this to make people like him more?

Hm. I wonder what he meant by that. Probably impossible to determine for sure, like whatever that arm gesture was.

Lego is about to lose my traffic if they don’t hurry up and make some good 18+ sets. I’m not a “child” and I don’t “play” with “toys” for fun. It’s serious adult business

so mind tricks don’t work on him but force choking does? nice try but i’m not falling for this

John Wick: You’ve angered a lot of powerful people. Enough that they sent me Hawk Tuah: (holding katana, stepping over pile of assassin corpses) Ah, I’ve been waiting tuah meet you Mr Wick

Yeah

when I saw ppl posting "elon did nazi salutes at inauguration" I assumed he like waved weirdly and ppl were interpreting that ungenerously but holy shit nope. just full on nazi goosestepping salutes. I'm sure they will say he was doing an epic 300 thing or whatever but cmon man

The democrats are the kings of making sure that they are technically right in a way that nobody understands so they might as well just be wrong

Fix your hearts or die.

everyone i've ever thought was a cool or interesting artist in their own right liked david lynch

David Lynch was a fuckin titan man. That sucks. RIP.

Ok who made this video. It's too funny These guys are so crazy youtu.be/CwyREtv6KUA

Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife? Hegseth: Please stop helping me Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?

"leaked photo of heaven" is destroying me

from the rolling stone Kamala post-mortem. In 2028 they will work much harder to secure a decisive victory in the Hamptons

Clowns to the left of me Also to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle of clowns

Everything and everyone is gross and sucks

btw in the context of biden gladhanding with trump, do people still believe that when trump dies he wont get the full state funeral treatment a la reagan, carter, bush i and ford? cause he will.

Men will try to buy Greenland instead of going to therapy.