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This joke is extra fun because I used to work as a Park Ranger (for local township) and my wife is a librarian.

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Can't look at twitter RN because it's all doom and FUD. Can't look at bsky RN cause MagicCON content is giving me FOMO. time to find a YT hole to fall into

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We are just getting started…👇 Aren’t we?! 🤚 Rage. On. ✨

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Oh one last thing: > "At the end of the day it's just back to rule 0" Yes this is the point of the system to give players new language (with common definitions) to have effective discussions. lmao

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First Reaction to Various Reactions of Commander Bracket system. People who already decided they dislike the concept have a lot of criticism. Notably, much of it seems intentionally unwilling to understand simple concepts. lol

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It's gonna be fucked up one day to realize your dad only started carrying you on his shoulders everywhere, after he noticed an explotive CEO get killed.

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Spread the message!

submitted 15 days ago • 191 comments

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 16 days ago • 100 comments

So the CDC accidentally let people know H5N1 can jump from birds to cats to people and back to cats I don't know what to do with that information but I hope someone will

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I believe!

submitted 15 days ago • 350 comments

honestly, someone like Stephen Smith and AOC running could be a pretty sick combo. Like maybe it's time for Dems to accept that Trump broke the formula and match that energy. I feel like Smith would probably kill it on the campaign trail and crush ppl in debates (AOC probably could too TBH).

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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

submitted 19 days ago • 1765 comments

NGL...sometimes I wish Dems hated GOP the way that Kendrick hates Drake. Graceful, shameless, and unbothered.

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When you’re 19 you want to feel important, especially early in career. Your brain isn’t fully developed. If you’re 19 & being asked to do big important things usually more powerful folks do, ask yourself: why are they asking me? Why isn’t someone else doing this? Maybe the thing I’m doing is bad.

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

My instinct is to make the case that USAID is extremely good, actually. But I feel like it’s more important to say, “What is happening is antagonistic to the foundational document of the nation.”

submitted 21 days ago • 478 comments

naw, she's etheREAL

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Damn, where are the "but her emails" people RN. Seems like those folks did a lot of favors to an unelected (foreign) private citizen who just got away with installing some SUS af servers at the US treasury. I'm not frustrated, you're frustrated.

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Genuinely confused and curious why David Hogg isn't a good vice-chair for DNC? How are so many ppl mad at one of the first "school shootings are normalized" generation people that are serious in politics? Like, yes he's young; but didn't we ask for youth in politics instead of geriatrics?

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This isn't canadians vs americans. This is the policies of the few that will fuck us regardless of which side of the border we live on

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Incredible to see a president tanking the world’s economy simply because he doesn’t understand it and is too dedicated to belligerent posturing to learn

submitted 21 days ago • 26 comments

ruined my sleep schedule again

submitted 22 days ago • 77 comments

this. but also any other type of format/game too. since it's good to switch things up if your group always plays mander. in my case I almost always bring my Party Box (thx @pleasantkenobi.bsky.social) and a box of assorted MTG and non-MTG boosters for ppl to use.

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Fun fact, Big Sean is why one of my homies lost his sec deposit back in college. He threw up in his living room and the carpet got messed up. Lol

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When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

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it's not a real harlem shake unless it comes from the harlem region. otherwise it's just bubbly dancing.

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also, sending hugops to the @github.com teams putting out what ever fire they're dealing with RN.

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just putting it out there since the worlds doing dumb things to appease dumb and hateful people... @github.com better not ever consider getting rid of rainbow unicorn. and this is very serious. Rainbow Unicorn is such a nice thing to see when things went wrong.

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Putin,Iran,andNetanyahu planned the Gaza issue to elect trump and end freedom globally.The whole free world will be suffering because many thought their protest vote was the right thing.Instead it just gave tremendous power to the very people who have no qualms about using genocide for personal gain

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plot twist...lots of them (those wishing for these changes anyway) will be happy with that being the result.

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