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there's also the whole other thing about conflating the framers view on slavery with the antebellum southern views on it

How can he manage to be offensive and also confusing

@mikeduncan.bsky.social Do you know what happened to Bianca Lomerick for the leaks did she keep her job, get fired or was she disappeared by the security services never to be heard from again?

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Turning wishes into horses would enable beggars to ride.

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

I gotta find a cliff face and carve WE REALLY DID THIS BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T SEXY LADIES IN THE BURGER ADDS AND GIRLS STARTED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S WHAT HAPPENED in letters ten feet tall because no historian is going to believe it.

this might be the most corrosive sentiment I've ever seen

Now more than ever.

Trump: I think we should invade Easter Island. MAGA: Easter Islanders are demanding liberation! NY Times: Easter Island, more important than you think. Pentagon: Put together some invasion plans for Easter Island. Trump: Actually I meant Malta.

Look I don't know what to tell ya they are literally doing the New Protocols I'm just trying to write a fun fiction project over here

As a country we can never afford to put a straight person in charge of transportation again, the consequences are too dire

Friends just shared this with me

Hilarious how the meme traders have a better sense of what’s coming than Goldman fucking sachs

Yes. For every post you put in front of me, you better have a record of me explicitly opting in to seeing posts from that person if you don’t want to accept liability for it as a publisher. Changing the law to reflect this has gotta be a day one priority in the event we get through this intact.

What is an account for but to speak your truth: The saying “lions led by donkeys” is, frankly, a bunch of nonsense, and full of dumb human (mostly British) stigma. Donkeys are vastly more intelligent and fearless than a lion.

I will posting this forever if I have to

Every commercial for AI is basically “look, you’re a fucking moron, but we’ll help you fake it!” and it feels like they really do get their target audience.

had a balatro run where i scored > 2,000,000 in a single hand and i feel incredibly powerful

The most 21st century Shakespeare play is Othello, a story about a middle manager whose response to a black man getting promoted ahead of him is to burn literally everyone and everything around him to the ground.

everyone is only checking against "can i describe this event as not pareto optimal?" which is one of the stupidest criterions out there and has been a real plague released by the econ departments

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

It’s morbidly funny how the situation with Israel in Syria is exactly like the Russian annexation of Crimea but Biden refuses to see it that way. “There were right wing elements in this revolution, so we must occupy this region full of minorities that also rightfully belongs to our country.”

Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord is a great game because you do a whole big medieval battles and then you slowly make a series to clicks to move the losing parties butter into your inventory. Now the butter is mine.

My current favourite bit of Flat Earth lore is that you're "not allowed to explore Antarctica" which arose from clearly incompetent flat earthers being shut down by tour operators who didn't want to be liable for their inevitable, foreseeable deaths.

Ben Shapiro got mad about the Wicked adaptation and how it broke up the song Defying Gravity which stripped it of all its momentum and I've never agreed with him like this before. Ben, quit your day job and go become a musical theater critic.

I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.

I mean look none of this is going to actually happen, but it' worth noting that if Musk and Ramaswamy had their way...they would be the Great Idiots of history triggering revolutions thanks to absolutely asinine myopic behavior

@mikeduncan.bsky.social Out of curiosity were the new portocols going better on earth compared to Mars?

a frog has been croaking outside my window all day, buddy move on i am not going to fuck you