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that’s my secret, danie: i’m always exhausted

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Here's a tip, don't try to flirt with someone while they're at a funeral for their stepparent. I didn't think that needed to be said until today.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I - single, child free, corporate girlie - do not understand how parents or partnered people or people who don't work from home get things done. I'm already feeling like I'm not going to make it through my to do list and it's not even 11. AND I've already been out running errands.

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

submitted 5 days ago • 1430 comments

Carl Sagan when asked, "Are you a Socialist?"

submitted 6 days ago • 568 comments

Omg they gave Mr. Trash Wheel a Ravens jersey 😅

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Sinners (2025)

submitted 5 days ago • 50 comments

That… wasn’t already a rule???

submitted 5 days ago • 36 comments

Can’t remember the last time I lived laughed loved.

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

wrote about Van Hollen’s trip, and why it’s an important (and successful) assertion of congressional power. Hope to see more of this from Ds. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/van-hollen...

submitted 10 days ago • 9 comments

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

submitted 20 days ago • 528 comments

Shout out whoever did not give Shonda passes to Disney that one time! The Residence on Netflix is SO good.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

submitted 22 days ago • 442 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 698 comments

The high from having CLEAR + Pre check is unmatched. I was unbothered removing some pounds from my checked bag. I could have been further unbothered if I'd known I was going to be delayed by an hour. But whatever.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

picks up dirt and breathes in “There was a battle here.”

submitted 23 days ago • 87 comments

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

submitted 23 days ago • 389 comments

Bill Burr is a national treasure 🎯! "You journalists need to get your balls back"

submitted 24 days ago • 683 comments

if a piece of legislation has a name like "The Protecting Poor Defenseless Children from Evil Online Terrorists and Kidnappers Act of 2025" you can be damn sure that what it actually does is fund facial recognition equipped robo-murder dogs and make it a felony to listen to Chappel Roan in public

submitted 25 days ago • 44 comments

This is my fourth once-in-a-generation economic crisis, ask me anything.

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

Dude we elected the lettuce

submitted 25 days ago • 37 comments

If it's ever come up in conversation, I'll tell you that I think peeps are icky. I'm staunchly against marshmallows as an entity. But I am more strongly in support of the trans community. I see you. I stand with you. I will do what I can to protect you. Marshmallows, on the other hand, can rot.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Cherry Blossoms Top Tip: ❌ Don’t go to DC ✅ Stay in Baltimore and go to Fort McHenry!

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I hope Glorilla is doing well. She's brought me such a good vibe and I hope that's returned to her.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

“Food banks across Michigan are bracing for food shortages this year after the federal government stopped $4.3 million worth of shipments, including chicken, eggs and cheese ― even as many report that the need for food assistance is increasing.”

submitted 29 days ago • 28 comments

I’ll never not remind people that the New York Times called Ida B Wells a “slanderous, nasty-minded mulatresse” during her anti-lynching campaign.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

BIDI BIDI GO BACK TO JAIL

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Still opening day so I’m here to say that I just learned the Milwaukee Brewers logo is an M and a B and not just a glove

submitted 31 days ago • 48 comments

IT WAS TWO MONTHS AGO THEY SAID TIKTOK WAS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT

submitted 33 days ago • 21 comments

Hard to thread the needle between this is what this country always has been and ok yes this is worse in a lot of ways than evil as usual.

submitted 36 days ago • 57 comments

NONE of this is normal

submitted 36 days ago • 1781 comments

It rules that “knowingly publish a lie, then quietly retract it once it’s done the damage” is a cheat code that lets you do whatever you want without ever being held accountable for any of it. Such journalism. Very ethics. Wow!

submitted 36 days ago • 11 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will stop paywalling articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 40 days ago • 1689 comments

i firmly believe that inside the heart of every massachusetts politician lies a sincere desire to yell "have you no decency, sir" at a craven asshole and im glad @keating.house.gov grabbed his chance with both hands

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

the majority of my conversations with friends is just us saying "what the fuck" to each other back and forth

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

If I could say one sentence to cats and make them understand it, it would probably be "If you are going to puke, please do it on a hard surface."

submitted 47 days ago • 42 comments

It’s clear that the leadership of the Democratic Party is absolutely fucking worthless and has no grasp of the moment they are in.

submitted 48 days ago • 176 comments

You kids think you are so fucking cute when you say “astrology isnt real!” and try to belittle people as unintelligent while simultaneously believing that 2000+ years ago, a teenage virgin gave birth to a carpenter with superpowers. Like leave people the fuck alone.

submitted 48 days ago • 7 comments

I hope something good happens to you today.

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

Dear fellow cis het women: your dating stories are keeping me out the streets. For that, I thank you. For your experiences, I am sorry.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it

submitted 51 days ago • 866 comments

Planning ahead for 3/16 - Baltimore Plant Swap. My big aloe has been having babies all winter and I need to re-pot them to give away.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

None.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

submitted 53 days ago • 187 comments

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

submitted 53 days ago • 1286 comments

This was mainly called for by Black clergy and they know how to organize so it will be interesting to see what comes of it.

submitted 53 days ago • 101 comments