Dude we elected the lettuce - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

profgabriele.com • 4 days ago

Dude we elected the lettuce

Reposted from Ben

what if liz truss but absolutely no way to get rid of her

Comments

malakim2099.bsky.social•4 days ago

At least the lettuce wouldn't enact mind-bogglingly stupid and self-destructive tariffs!

bxbx4.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hands down winner 🙌

freezed00.bsky.social•4 days ago

that's so funny i'm crying oh wait that's not why i'm crying

reverer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Decline and Fall of the Romaine Empire

fluxandflow.bsky.social•4 days ago

If only.

tawni.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's in a bag of items though.

altanibooklizzer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lettuce would have been smarter.

sumitapahwa.bsky.social•4 days ago

They elected Liz Truss too. If the US had a parliamentary system, one wonders...

mrdickpound69.bsky.social•4 days ago

If a Trump-like figure in the UK (maybe Farage, for example) had a parliamentary majority and total control over his party then they’d be in a similar situation.

denise1200.bsky.social•4 days ago

I didn't

itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social•4 days ago

We genetically combined the lettuce into the brain of Charles Manson and elected that.

lizamazel.bsky.social•4 days ago

we can’t afford lettuce

betapositive.bsky.social•4 days ago

Don't slander the lettuc like that

johnlk.bsky.social•4 days ago

There is a way to get rid of him, if Mike Johnson and John Thune have the courage. (They do not)

incognitoastronaut.bsky.social•4 days ago

To be lettuce, it once had to be in good standing for consumption. We elected the pile of goo which is left in the bottle of the vegetable drawer weeks after expiration.

michaelchu7.bsky.social•4 days ago

An actual head of lettuce would have been less pointlessly destructive

nurisel.hurvemustakil.com•4 days ago

big, fat and oily

tarielcell.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg

redvedev.bsky.social•4 days ago

andrewside.bsky.social•4 days ago

The lettuce wouldn’t have made things worse.

angelaisms.bsky.social•4 days ago

A head of lettuce lasts about as long as the intervals between all of the “okay, he’s finally grown into the office” takes from Trump I, so that tracks.