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darkxaur.bsky.social
Born to be wild, but the Biological container was too small.
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got my first marimo moss balls~ #marimo #marimomossballs

Open for business. Come get you some!!!

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

Same

Body goals

🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨

they are busy insider trading

Some businesses now showing the “Trump Tariff Fee” on their bills to customers.

GAME's head office and warehouse is shutting down, with its fittings, furniture, and equipment now up for auction. (Read more: Eurogamer)

Mo Collins has been cast as the new voice of Jimbo Milhouse and Rod have yet to their new voices but so far, this is who is Jimbo in the future seasons.

I’m sitting with people observing their D&D game. I don’t have the attention span for this game nor can I keep my sense of humor at bay. Good on them, though! They’re having fun.

Me when want coffee

you're gonna wanna see this

Right, I’ve got a lot to say about Switch 2 and its games. Expect a metric shitload of coverage in the coming weeks, from hands-on coverage of 10+ games to opinion pieces on the hardware and other things here and there. Vlog for the Patreon folk too ❤️

Finally got it

The United States government kidnapped and disappeared Abrego Garcia and sent him to El Salvador, without due process. As of today, the DOJ is defying the judge's order asking for his whereabouts and to facilitate his immediate return. This is next level authoritarianism.

Not overly chuffed that Surrey County Council has more or less cut off all public transport into and out of the village, at the second busiest time of the retail year while I have most of my co-workers taking holiday at the same time. My commute now has an insensible amount of walking.

art

Nerdzis who make dictating beauty standards their business always turn out to be a relative of Chaz off of Morph.

There are kittens in the house and Smol Paul is NOT HAPPY about it

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Thanks for the love on my Chiko crossbreeds! Here are some for Cyndaquil as well🔥

I see there's an exit sign there... Can anyone just walk through there and escape this madness, or...?

This. This is content deserving of 80 bucks

I do appreciate people saying kind things. But when I say, "What's the point?" I mean the fun of a parody, of one thing in the style of another, is the time and effort squandered on the details of something absurd. Without the effort, it's not absurd, it's just pointless.

Flying tomorrow and if the plane goes down I don’t just want you to politicize my death, I want you to religiouscize it. Sinners in the hands of an angry God stuff. Use my guts to write damnation scripture on the White House lawn.

Shaduck for @calisdraws.bsky.social

Yeah, fine, SURE, WHATEVER

If I sold original art pieces done traditionally would people be interested in that? Thinking of putting them on my new online shop

I just really wanted to draw Daisy as an Elephant. 🌼🐘

"It's never too late to get hella rad..." - me

I do not understand the masculinity crisis as being a male is primarily about getting hella rad and I'm all about that

Ninja training 忍者修行ですっ☆

BREAKING: The U.S. government confirms they are trying to deport Palestinian grad student Mahmoud Khalil—not for any crime, but for his beliefs. A memo from Marco Rubio says his pro-Palestine activism “damages U.S. foreign policy.” This is state repression, plain and simple.

Musk

Someone I used to follow tried to get me to attack the MLP staff for a decision they didn't like then tried to threaten self harm if I didn't, which was enough for me to sever all ties with them. I had that person blocked there and I did as soon as I could here.