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Perfect how he doesn't understand it's a two-part joke. I am become _____, destroyer of _____. He only did half of it. Like getting on stage and saying "Superman walks into a bar" and then waiting for applause

submitted 5 hours ago • 6 comments

Jojo But Really Fast has infiltrated my language as badly as Homestar Runner. I find myself saying things like "roll for charisma! Twenty!" and "(except for when they don't)" and "now this story is about ghosts!"

submitted 23 minutes ago • 0 comments

Every year, when Pat visits Woolie, we are treated to the "bald baby ghost Pat" experience and it's always funny

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

submitted 2 hours ago • 11 comments

Don't just listen to players. If given the option, they'll optimize the game out of their games, and the story out of their stories. It's our job to filter information and data and feedback into good work, and while we'll sometimes miss it's better than blindly following surveys.

submitted 3 hours ago • 15 comments

A type of post I hope either is out of fashion on here, relegated to Twitter, or I'm just blocked by enough to not see is when you see people who annoy you and invent an entire sexist, racist Problem on the Left group of ____bros. It's totally insufferable, smug shit by midwits.

submitted 1 hour ago • 3 comments

He put it in the ads system too. It popped up repeatedly for me and every "I don't like this ad" just had it reappear later. Imagine spending this much money and time buying and managing Twitter just so you can do this.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

it should be asked how he even had the ability to do that

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

fourth set of compositions done 🐂 - with an additional rework of the naga from the previous set.

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

What the fuck were they thinking

submitted 2 hours ago • 19 comments

The first guy to say something ice cold then pump the action on his rifle must have gotten so much pussy

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 10 hours ago • 356 comments

Taken today when I went to the coffee shop

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Leo and his shadow 🧡🖤

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

This is why Matt Yggy is so funny these days. He got everything he wanted, to a T, not a single aspect of the campaign wasn't catering to his specific brand of socially reactionary centrist wonk, and since it failed he's like "it's actually not quite my ideology if you look at it"

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

i can see the 15-30 minute podcast clip of woolie cackling like a goblin while pat is kind of uncomfortable in my minds eye

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine if Schumer or Jeffries acted like this for one day.

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

I don't think people realise how hard Why Everything Stopped Working (2026, penguin random house, I'm writing a book) is going to go. It will make some people very upset, but it's necessary to tell you who made everything stop working and why. My editor is as radicalised as I am. She's incredible.

submitted 6 hours ago • 34 comments

lol i sent some pics to the lady at the rescue and she's overjoyed

submitted 14 hours ago • 23 comments