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happy 50th to gamesmaster anthony

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

submitted 14 days ago • 1881 comments

CIA has the opportunity to get those numbers up with one simple trick

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

submitted 18 days ago • 916 comments

Everyone’s criticizing RFK Jr before he even spends one day on the job. But keep in mind he’s going to kill more Trump voters than anybody else possibly could

submitted 18 days ago • 11 comments

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 16 days ago • 47 comments

Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man

submitted 28 days ago • 17 comments

I'm going to run for office on the platform of Universal Healthcare and pre-k and seizing all of Elon Musk's assets and sending him to a labor camp.

submitted 27 days ago • 35 comments

Unfortunately the Constitution did not foresee a situation where the president does whatever he wants and says "What are you gonna do about it dork"

submitted 29 days ago • 642 comments

70 degrees today

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

submitted 32 days ago • 52 comments

I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

submitted 33 days ago • 18 comments

It’s only been 11 days since Ohio State won the national championship, and look how bad everything is getting.

submitted 31 days ago • 15 comments

(Dog starts humping my newborn that i left on the floor) (Trying to wake my wife who just went to bed after being up for 34 hours so she can see) Hey honey what the dog doin. Lol. (shaking her shoulder) Babe look What the Dog doin?

submitted 34 days ago • 26 comments

The Federal Government "taking down their anti-corruption webpage" has people asking a lot of questions already answered by them taking down their webpage.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

U.S. Navy orders suspension of social media posts with one big exception: content about "operations defending our southern border," per Navy directive I obtained:

submitted 36 days ago • 50 comments

Power bill was mighty high this month

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s 73 year old junior Senator Jim Justice

submitted 41 days ago • 66 comments

Steven is a great journalist and knows way more about fascist movements than me, but for those saying that someone in Musk's position wouldn't do this, it's important to remember that above all else, he has the brain of a 16 yr old edgelord and desperately wants to be liked by 16 yr old edgelords.

submitted 42 days ago • 17 comments

Yeah I know. That's why I said them

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submitted 48 days ago • 70 comments

MOB GOON, OCTOBER 1994 (JUST KILLED A GUY AND NOTICED THREE FROGS LOOKING AT HIM): well i know yous fellas ain't talkin heh heh heh SAME GOON, JANUARY 1995 (JUST SAW BUDWEISER'S SUPER BOWL AD): i gotta go take care of somethin

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

corncob at the metro desk

submitted 55 days ago • 20 comments

You know what social media needs more of? Politic content, baby. We need MORE of the most racist content you can imagine from the dumbest people you went to high school with

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 57 days ago • 212 comments

Here's 80 year old Alabama governor Kay Ivey having a medical episode during an event in November. I'm told there's a lot more to the story. If you have the full video or any tips about Ivey's health, text me securely via Signal at 202-510-1268. I will protect your anonymity.