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Those MAGA fucktwats are always like “trust his process” when that man had 4 years to prove himself and he managed to fuck up not just hit term, but Biden’s term

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MY SHAYLA. NOOOOOO

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Zendaya and Tom Holland are now engaged, TMZ reports.

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I honestly think Bridgit Mendler could win the presidency if she were to run

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Use a gif to describe your 2025 so far

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tom holland, the man that you are….

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the day after Christmas feels like that walk of shame after an embarrassing hook up

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"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Yes, he is the most famous. You just said so.

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cant believe its almost 2015 T.T #happynewyears

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Is this some new form of masochism that I am not privy to

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CHRISTMAS IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK

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Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero” Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.” Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…” Me: 🤯

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“is die hard a-“ SHUT UP. the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie

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Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

submitted 189 days ago • 2988 comments

has the nintendo switch 2 been announced yet

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me running to bluesky to see if instagram is down for everyone

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You’re telling me THIS is the guy who popped the UnitedHealthcare CEO???

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

Still looking for mutuals! ⭐️ - Broadway/Musicals - Marvel - Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends - Cartoons/Anime - Poetry/Literature - YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye - Cats, dogs, ANY PETS - Sanrio - MEMES I am all over the place good lord

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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

submitted 194 days ago • 128 comments

So basically YouTube Rewind

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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

submitted 197 days ago • 369 comments

I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.

submitted 198 days ago • 397 comments

Me crashing out after hearing the same songs playing on repeat for 8 hours:

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I’m at a Marriott family Christmas party. They’re serving us the fake-ass plastic faux eggs. And I will always gladly eat that shit up.

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Me: Happy Thanksgiving! Twitter comments: "You're going to jail fat boy!" Bluesky comments: "Hope you have a great day!" Gee, can't imagine why Twitter is bleeding users!?

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Wicked (Part 1) made me cry. Good tears.

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Both Wicked and Gladiator 2 are out today. Hello, Gladicked.

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So this is pretty cool: I think I’m the first national news correspondent to switch my chyron social handle from X to Bluesky. 💪🏽

submitted 210 days ago • 2239 comments

edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)

submitted 211 days ago • 106 comments

What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM ✊🏿 Free Palestine 🍉 Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥 Not being a fucking asshole 🗣️

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Hot take: Nightmare Before Christmas and Wizard of Oz are thanksgiving movies

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What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🖤 Free Palestine ☮︎ Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥

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During high school I could get through the day with 1 frappe, a bag of chips, and a sip of water. Now I need a balanced 2-3 meals a day and at least 7 bottles of water. I miss being young.

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I’m gonna post all my tweet drafts here now

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we’re so winning this christmas gays ✨🌈

submitted 213 days ago • 71 comments

Me leaving the bird app for this better butterfly app

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I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.

Those MAGA fucktwats are always like “trust his process” when that man had 4 years to prove himself and he managed to fuck up not just hit term, but Biden’s term

MY SHAYLA. NOOOOOO

Zendaya and Tom Holland are now engaged, TMZ reports.

I honestly think Bridgit Mendler could win the presidency if she were to run

Use a gif to describe your 2025 so far

tom holland, the man that you are….

the day after Christmas feels like that walk of shame after an embarrassing hook up

"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Yes, he is the most famous. You just said so.

cant believe its almost 2015 T.T #happynewyears

Is this some new form of masochism that I am not privy to

CHRISTMAS IS IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK

Book: “This likeable character does not want to go on a journey or be a hero” Me, for the 10,000th time: “Oh, then I suppose they won’t.” Book: “Despite everyone’s desires, our character must go on a journey and become a hero…” Me: 🤯

“is die hard a-“ SHUT UP. the question should be, is spider-man no way home a Christmas movie

Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".

has the nintendo switch 2 been announced yet

me running to bluesky to see if instagram is down for everyone

You’re telling me THIS is the guy who popped the UnitedHealthcare CEO???

Still looking for mutuals! ⭐️ - Broadway/Musicals - Marvel - Gaming: Pokémon, anything Nintendo, Valorant, CS:GO, Apex Legends - Cartoons/Anime - Poetry/Literature - YouTube: Rhett & Link, Try Guys, Smosh, jacksepticeye - Cats, dogs, ANY PETS - Sanrio - MEMES I am all over the place good lord

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

So basically YouTube Rewind

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

I came onto Bluesky an hour ago, and the first two things I saw were posts providing useful context for understanding the imposition of martial law in South Korea—the exact kind of thing that Twitter used to be so useful for in a developing crisis.

Me crashing out after hearing the same songs playing on repeat for 8 hours:

I’m at a Marriott family Christmas party. They’re serving us the fake-ass plastic faux eggs. And I will always gladly eat that shit up.

Me: Happy Thanksgiving! Twitter comments: "You're going to jail fat boy!" Bluesky comments: "Hope you have a great day!" Gee, can't imagine why Twitter is bleeding users!?

Wicked (Part 1) made me cry. Good tears.

Both Wicked and Gladiator 2 are out today. Hello, Gladicked.

So this is pretty cool: I think I’m the first national news correspondent to switch my chyron social handle from X to Bluesky. 💪🏽

edging (holding in my poop while i drink my morning coffee)

What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM ✊🏿 Free Palestine 🍉 Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥 Not being a fucking asshole 🗣️

Hot take: Nightmare Before Christmas and Wizard of Oz are thanksgiving movies

What I Support LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ BLM 🖤 Free Palestine ☮︎ Indigenous People 🫶 Women’s Rights 💖 Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥 Gender Identity 🤍 Mental Health Awareness 🎗 Autism Awareness ♾ Disability Awareness 🏥

During high school I could get through the day with 1 frappe, a bag of chips, and a sip of water. Now I need a balanced 2-3 meals a day and at least 7 bottles of water. I miss being young.

I’m gonna post all my tweet drafts here now

we’re so winning this christmas gays ✨🌈

Me leaving the bird app for this better butterfly app

I open my Bluesky feed and it is full of really cool people saying really smart things and being really passionate about really interesting stuff. I like this version of social media, and the world. Thanks, folks.

This is like Tw*tter back when it was a good app

Indigenous literature, a thread 🧵

Umm. This is like first day at school. I’ve joined up