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The one and only martial arts-trained, hell-based, domesticated camelid. Baltimore born, but home is Detroit.
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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

1. Had more sex than Elon. 2. Used less meth than Elon. 3. Paid for my children more than Elon. 4. Broke the law less than Elon. 5. Got fewer paternity suits than Elon.

More and more people are saying that everything an insurrectionist president does is void in violation of the 14th amendment

He knows how to spend #Caturday

Breaking: Six of the eight joint chiefs are white men. Which two joint chiefs Trump fired last night may surprise you.

“If you’d like to self-nominate for a leadership position in the Trump Administration, please raise your hand.”

Scientists have reconstructed the insane weather of Tylos, a world so hot, and so close to its sun that the clouds are made of vaporised metal, and where it rains liquid sapphires and rubies. https://buff.ly/41a3GnB #ShareGoodNewsToo

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

This is quite significant in many ways: the overt thuggery, Trump’s barely suppressed fury at being contradicted by a woman, the governor’s standing up, the total abandonment of the pretense of federalism, the continuing use of trans Americans the way Hitler used Jews.

The most corrupt administration in US history and it's only February.

Sleep well

He is such an ass

THE MAN IS DOING A NAZI SALUTE AND THEN MAKING A FACE LIKE, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE WE CAN MAKE NAZI SALUTES NOW? IT’S A NAZI SALUTE.

If you didn't already know not to buy a Tesla, Elon Musk is telling you as clearly as possible. His cars will not be subjected to the same safety standards as other cars www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

WHAT THE ACTUAL F•CK???

Here's video of Steve Bannon doing a Sieg Heil today at CPAC. It is what it is and it's what Bannon intended. Don't let yourself be gaslit.

Supreme Court of New Mexico Reverses Murder Conviction With Prejudice Because Prosecutor Called the Defendant a Witch Who Controlled Her Husband With Menstrual Blood: tinyurl.com/5exm8w2

Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

State AGs are looking for federal workers who have just been illegally fired to stand as litigants in a new lawsuit trying to freeze further action by DOGE. DM me if that’s you and you’re interested and you’re live in one of the following states: NM, AZ, CA, CT, MD, MI, MN, NV, OR, WA, RI, or VT.

Republican allegations that the FBI has been "corrupted" and "politicized" boil down to this: they are upset that the FBI investigated Donald Trump, who is, after all, a notorious criminal.

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

A lot of people are going to claim they didn’t vote for this. They did.

Strongly recommend calling your R reps if you live in Indiana and saying "I didn't vote to defund Dolly Parton!" reps.fyi

For Missouri folks fruitlessly calling their senators and reps, you can ask why Trump fired workers at Roy Blunt Center for Alzheimer’s Disease and Related Dementias Research. #stl #kc #missouri

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep for ever.

Movie you'e watched more than six times, using only GIF

Another way to put this: Musk and his twerps have exposed us to pandemics, broken science, stolen all your data, endangered the U.S. payments system, threatened air traffic control, and cut off HIV medication to 20m people in order to save ::checks notes:: 2/10th of a percent of the federal budget.

Yes, the world will go nuclear. Any country that can afford it will have to, and this will factorially increase the chance of someone using one. Republicans' gift to humanity.

Enjoying a Michigan riesling

A friend of mine had his life saved by a Bradley IFV which took a direct russian hit but protected him, he then started wearing an American flag patch on his plate carrier He ripped it off today :)

Sonia Sotomayor frantically texting the Supreme Court group chat tonight: “Remember? I told you this would happen”

“Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it; but I should suffer the misery of devils, were I to make a whore of my soul by swearing allegiance to one whose character is that of a sottish, stupid, stubborn, worthless, brutish man.”

Sign me up

White House posted this dictatorial statement minutes ago at the Nazi site:

To borrow from a Ukrainian hero, Russian pawn, GFY

How many impeachable things has Trump done in the month he’s been president? I’m truly losing count.

The food safety agency was just decapitated