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I fucking HATE videogames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serial reposter, rare poster, permanent receding hairline- 26, he/him, esp/eng, still figuring out what im good at Starting to share whatever VGMs im listening to at the moment
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Me: I must be griffith the way I wanna be all up in your guts Girl at the bar: ew what Me realizing I’ve overstepped my bounds but doubling down: fuck you

(Dog starts humping my newborn that i left on the floor) (Trying to wake my wife who just went to bed after being up for 34 hours so she can see) Hey honey what the dog doin. Lol. (shaking her shoulder) Babe look What the Dog doin?

dude what if he was called spider-woke and he was like "don't pronouns with the amaTHEYing spider-woke"

Beat Metaphor ReFantazio, what a wonderful experience Fantasy lives on....

If anyone tells you indie games are only pixel platformers you can safely ignore them. The wide, amazing world of indie RPGs, horror games, strategy games, and sims is wide and deep and incredible and we're honestly lucky to live in an age of amazing indie games.

Got a Steam Deck and confused about which of your games work on it? Wonder what those little icons mean? Here's a handy official guide to help you start with PC gaming on the go!

I feel like a lot of people are so used to the idea that the internet doesn't matter that the obvious lesson "confessing to crime never pays" is lost

counterpoint: it's their best idea ever

(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,

I apologize. After a read of a history book I concede that at no point did an Irish guy ever take a big bite of potato and say "Now that's good spud!"

we have to do something about all the pornography on the steam new and trending page. not because its porn but because it all sucks you cannot possibly be jerking off to this. gamers please love yourself when you love yourself

“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient

Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids

Is it just me or does 3 x 7 give 23 vibes

Good morning.

it rules that every few years the brightest minds at atlus get together to issue a new answer about why you can't play as a girl and it's always the funniest thing you've ever heard

It always amuses me when a guy can’t handle a game having a female protag as if they’ll get cooties or some shit from playing it

Solitude Yakuza 4 Composer: Mitsuharu Fukuyama

*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

thats squidward

Remember the Nintendo Wii? Yeah, that’s actually what they called it.

Yes I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity

introducing Jon's Real Deal Football for the sega cd. i did a bad job coding it so whenever you get a first down you'll be prompted to switch to disc 2 to watch a 144p video of me saying either "now that's the way to play," "big time players make big time plays," or "gimme a heapin' helpin' of that"

Rent is 468$ Due tomorrow I has done everything I can please help Me I am black and trans I can not survive on These streets Please help me

just told a classmate the answer to the professor’s question while he was on the spot got +1 charm from that

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs