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New Orleans -> Baltimore, former IT, presently taming feral logs 🪵, tech, music, transit, urbanism
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"Starship" is now 0-8 in achieving Low Earth Orbit. NASA's SLS, in its only flight to date, sent a crew-rated capsule from Earth, further past the Moon than any Apollo mission, and back down safely to Earth again. NASA considers that mission only a partial success.

Summarizing Elon Musk's government takeover thus far in under 60 seconds:

Scorpio: You’ll win on a million dollar scratch ticket but die a week later from your scratch dust sensitivity.

I know this is an incredibly stupid question but wtf is their obsession with fent????? I guess it’s just another panic to use for manipulation but it’s crazy how easy people fall for it

Speaking as a rural Democrat, the strategists’ push to the move Dems to the center is ill-advised. No one needs Republican lite when there’s a Republican already on the ballot.

The funniest thing ever is if the 80 yr olds could crush the youth in their game of choice.

I wonder why Elon would want access to the child support database

DOGE = Department Of Gooning and Edging

I still to this day receive emails for a completely different Drew and this has gone on for over a decade. Honestly some of the worst opsec in the game.

Me paying my credit card: WHAT IDIOT KEEPS CHARGING THINGS TO THIS CARD

i don't know if i've ever felt more hopeless than watching an elderly black man get dragged out of the room for calling out fascism while dozens of white people sat silently with their lollipop signs and watched and did nothing

“Small-particle emissions (PM2.5) from vehicle exhausts were 31% lower in outer London in 2024 than they would have been had Ulez not been expanded in 2023. Air quality has improved at 99% of monitoring sites across London since 2019.” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Walked past a countertop store called TOP THIS

The fact that AirPod pros cannot be reliable used to make phone calls is a massive failure on apples part and removes a large part of their value prop. Guess I gotta start carrying around a corded headset.

At the open jam and homie r pulls out an ewi and we all go wild

I’m very confident that trump won’t allow Tesla to fail and will bail it out, whatever that looks like.

🎶IT’S NOT ENOUGH 🎶

Holy shit it’s impossible for me to imagine drugs stores getting worse.

Whoever made the decision to have cyber “trucks” roll in Mardi Gras very clearly did it as an edgelord stunt because they knew there would be backlash. Plus they get to be the delicate soft martyr they see themselves as. Fuck off.

nothing will ever be quite as funny to me as Cybertruck owners saying "what ever happened to basic compassion and decency, I thought we lived in a society"

Email list for all DOGE employees Please ReSkeet!

Eye doc says I need cataracts surgery for both eyes. Won’t need glasses after. Holy shit I’ve had glasses since before I turned one I cannot believe it.

The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

Probably one of the most remarkable things about me is how bad my eye problems are. Completely inconsequential but funny. When I had my retina detachment in my right eye a few years ago and I went into the retina doctor they brought in a bunch of students to observe because they’re never seen one

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

lol of course telepathic made sure LA got the first shipment of the orchid.

It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.

i was at CVS and had an incredible 45-minute retail adventure that any CVS or Walgreens provides these days and it hit me: You Motherfucking Fuckers You Fucked It Up

Could be a fun twitch stream idea where you open up everything to the public internet and see how long it takes for your house to burn down.

Zelensky's take-down of Brian Glenn over the suit question is underrated. "Maybe I'll get one after the war. Better than yours. Maybe cheaper." Low-key told the man he overpaid for a cheap suit. Don't argue with comedians. They'll destroy you.

Incredibly alarming

These people are all going to the same retreats with the same small set of consultants & pundits & being shown the same bullshit opinion polls & being persuaded of the same lame-ass talking points. Reality doesn't matter.