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Self-deprecation with a side of avocado toast
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lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 1474 comments

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chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

submitted 1 day ago • 521 comments

Leon S. Kennedy Shoots Down Chainsaw-Wielding Musk hard-drive.net/hd/leon-s-ke...

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 3 days ago • 143 comments

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 4 days ago • 55 comments

Whenever Mario uses the Blue Shell power-up in New Super Mario Bros., his body retreats into the shell. To accomplish this, his model is deformed severely. Below is a look at Mario's state within the shell.

submitted 4 days ago • 64 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 5 days ago • 1064 comments

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

submitted 6 days ago • 1889 comments

It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

submitted 11 days ago • 1152 comments

Incoming Asteroid xkcd.com/3049

submitted 12 days ago • 295 comments

respect truth in advertising

submitted 29 days ago • 27 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 16 days ago • 353 comments

financial advice

submitted 21 days ago • 74 comments

It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

submitted 17 days ago • 592 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 18 days ago • 1105 comments

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

submitted 18 days ago • 634 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 18 days ago • 196 comments

A reminder that the BBC can still do accurate, informative analysis when it wants to. www.bbc.com/news/article...

submitted 18 days ago • 438 comments

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

submitted 19 days ago • 63 comments

Guys, I’ve just seen the worst job advert in the world. Absolute state of this.

submitted 18 days ago • 521 comments

Not for nothing but everyone realizes that these teenagers and 20 somethings who have complete access to the Treasury payment source code are now #1 espionage recruitment targets for Russia and China, right?

submitted 19 days ago • 2271 comments

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

submitted 22 days ago • 741 comments

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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 24 days ago • 269 comments

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

submitted 27 days ago • 118 comments

now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums

submitted 27 days ago • 33 comments

The AI bubble was inflated based on the idea that we need bigger models that both are trained and run on bigger and even larger GPUs. A company came along that has undermined the narrative - ways both substantive and questionable - and now the market panicked that $200bn got wasted on AI capex

submitted 27 days ago • 132 comments

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

submitted 27 days ago • 1093 comments

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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

submitted 28 days ago • 462 comments

Depressing that two brilliant, beloved, and impactful TV dramas showcasing British history (Wolf Hall and Mr Bates Versus The Post Office) were only made because the cast and crew volunteered to take big pay cuts If a big streamer isn’t interested, UK dramas are becoming unaffordable

submitted 28 days ago • 43 comments

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

submitted 49 days ago • 120 comments

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

submitted 29 days ago • 276 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 104 comments

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

submitted 30 days ago • 100 comments

T. Rex Evolution xkcd.com/3042

submitted 30 days ago • 486 comments

You fuckers are sleeping on Jupiter’s moons. I don’t want to ever hear one more person whine about Pluto if they can’t tell me a single fact about the in-every-way-superior Ganymede.

submitted 30 days ago • 837 comments

I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known. techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/m...

submitted 32 days ago • 153 comments

wolf proverb: inside you there is one guy

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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

submitted 33 days ago • 328 comments

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

submitted 34 days ago • 1088 comments

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

submitted 34 days ago • 475 comments

when I saw ppl posting "elon did nazi salutes at inauguration" I assumed he like waved weirdly and ppl were interpreting that ungenerously but holy shit nope. just full on nazi goosestepping salutes. I'm sure they will say he was doing an epic 300 thing or whatever but cmon man

submitted 34 days ago • 106 comments