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Besides all the other revolting things with Zuck and there's plenty, what a chickenshit move to start bagging on Biden ten days before he's out of office. Would've had more respect for him to say this three years ago. Not a lot of respect, but more

simultaneously funding the government and creating a massive jobs program by nationalizing the sportsbooks, banning online gambling, and opening staffed betting kiosks at every post office

"Britney Spears marrying the jailed Luigi Mangione in 2025" is on my bingo card

someone had sex with marco rubio? college football is wild

One of my fave Christmas movies

folks,

Getz has traded away Cease, Fedde, Kopech, and now Crochet and out of all the players he got back I guess Teel could be an above average regular? Anybody else project as more than a 55 at this point?

Republicans are crap at remembering to switch over to their burner accounts.

Intentional grounding: that’s a paddlin’ Roughing the passer: that’s a paddlin’ Illegal contact: that’s a paddlin’ Paddlin’ the team canoe: ooohhh you better believe that’s a paddlin’

Jeff Goldblum at the end of Jurassic Park:

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

we're out here pleading for subs money while someone on a salary gets to write this dogshit

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PETER GRIFFIN: this is just like that time I shot the CEO of United health care in midtown Manhattan

Someone messaged they didn't see me weigh in on the golden batter rule. So, to make sure I'm on the record: I think the golden batter rule idea is a cheap gimmick. It is a terrible idea and I'm not saying the people who thought of it should be cast out of society, but I’m not not saying that either

Did…did a minotaur write this

I want Drake to know I didn’t know all the words of Not Like Us before today, but probably will by the end of the year.

here’s my question for people obsessed with avoiding seed oils. how much oil are you using, exactly? like, i will totally buy the idea that some oils are worse for you than others, but unless you’re consuming half your calories in oil, what does it really matter?

Unfortunately I am not feeling this way at the moment. Easier to envision ahead of time than in practice

I like that Harvard doesn’t try to spell out their school name and instead just spells out “lust”

Kirby Smart: I don't know what the selection committee is looking for.

my alma mater's greatest football moment, we will not be discussing anything that follows

That "intellectual diversity" and "free speech" were trojan horses for right-wing power-grabs has been obvious from the start and I remain disappointed how many supposedly rational folks took bad-faith actors at their word.

when they don't actually have any crying libs to make fun of they just repeat the same attack pattern but against people having normal conversation

Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you

Amount of time Ron DeSantis allows a safe Democrat seat to remain open until an election to fill it: 9 months. Amount of time Ron DeSantis allows a safe Republican seat to remain open until an election to fill it: less than 3 months

Oh that.

an overlooked aspect of all these “bluesky is an echo chamber” pieces is that the writers bizarrely think that the only reason people use social media is to talk about politics, which is true only for a subset of users

*Columnist bursts into your living room where you are hanging out with your friends* "None of you are arguing. Is this an ECHO CHAMBER!?"

Funny how that works www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Elon and David Sacks giving Bond villain speeches about Gaetz really mitigates against the idea that Trump played 4-D chess with a doomed nominee. He picked him bc he wanted him and the mood at Mar-a-Lago is ebullient, like they can't lose.

I am not 58 years old.

According to Michael Clune, universities are facing an existential crisis because ten years ago they "began to reframe their work as a kind of political activism." Zero political economic analysis or understanding. Zero regard for how ethics/politics work. Just 'woke' = bad.

My latest piece for @thenation.com is on the Trump Sports Psyop. "Watching a Parallel Media Try to Make Trump the Big Sports Story" www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...

Playing Oregon Trail in an attempt to familiarize myself with the diseases I'll be dodging next year. A researcher.

Indeed. When they rounded up the Japanese Americans, myself and my family included, for internment during WWII out of fear over Japanese spies and saboteurs, two thirds of us were U.S. citizens. Don’t think it won’t happen again when they come for the “undocumented.”

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

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