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Oh hell yeah

Soderbergh just makes solid movies. I haven’t seen one I’ve disliked or honestly one that has been life changing. He’s just doing the work, knocking out 90 minute movies that you leave and go “yeah that was pretty good”

What the fuck is up with the goats

Saving money on the sensory deprivation tank by instead penetrating my frontal lobe with a iron rod

You kill Pope Alexander VI in one of these games

Does anybody fuck with a guy who’s lowkey dizzy all the time anymore

I don’t think we have to preface criticisms with “Israel has a right to exist” anymore after killing this amount of children I don’t think they do actually

I wasn’t going to drink tonight but I be missing George Forman like a mf

People just be saying anything these days

Everyone at the Grocery Store is my enemy and I will vanquish them

I assure you that I’m good Ticketmaster but thanks

biggest cheers in the crowd thus far was bernie saying that netenyahu’s murderous regime must not get another nickel from the us

List of nonpersons: Billionaires CEOs of Fortune 500 companies ICE Officers Police

Val Kilmer generational poster

“Hey you guys want to Klarna some DoorDash tonight” I say as I put a single round into the cylinder of a revolver and spin it

List of nonpersons: Billionaires CEOs of Fortune 500 companies ICE Officers Landlords Police

The Sawyer family from TCM wouldn’t have voted for Trump they would’ve written in RFK even though he wasn’t running anymore

Is it “complete Coen Brother’s rewatch March” I think it might be

I put on an industrial rock playlist while on a run and I think we’ve covered “Personal Jesus” enough we can wrap it up

It feels like Sheldon would fit right in on this app (derogatory)

My two“favorite” of this genre, which both also inexplicably have pointless American remakes

In the middle of watching three seasons of television (Yellowjackets, Severance, Lotus) which are all giving us next to nothing to advance the plot. The difference being that TWL is still entertaining and I know I’ll get answers eventually. I don’t think that’ll be the case with YJ and Severance

I will continue watching because I don’t respect myself or my time but Yellowjackets really is a nightmare at this point

this is genocide, not a ceasefire

Non-toxic dating advice for straight men: don’t take your date to a porno movie or attempt to assassinate the senator she works for

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

Evil character obviously but I respect her commitment to the importance of a good sauce

Cosmic reality, yeah it’s a motherfucker

Seasonal depression has always been so confusing to me because 1. why not just be depressed all the time, I mean come on and 2. why is the time that the depression lets up pit stain season

Bringing together both the left and the right by insisting we need to drone strike Bill Maher

Is Mickey 17 effective satire? Probably not. But I definitely had fun at the movies

Consumption is the only thing that can get us through this difficult time. We all need to be purchasing the right combination of goods and services

A few whiskeys in at a dimly lit bar that’s playing “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” it doesn’t get much better than this fellas

We’re already in chaos Dollar Store Sloth fucking do something about it

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.

If I lived in Pennsylvania I’d go full villager hysteria on John Fetterman. Pitchforks and torches chanting “kill the beast kill the beast” the whole nine yards

Well that's the end. No way Tesla recovers from this. Well done everyone. #Teslatakedown

There’s a guy on TikTok with the username aliceinchainslover94 who just comments his name under videos about Alice In Chains and I’m looking to bring that energy into the world

This makes not one but two people from my sub-400 person high school that have guested on this popular news podcast I like. I think this is a sign

I know there’s a bunch of legal shit but why they have not made some accessible version of PT is beyond me

Every member of the Democratic Party right now

As a native Mainer I am open to immigration of any kind from all over the world except for Connecticut which we should drone strike