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An unwavering band of light and a human paraquat
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I don’t know I just think they would’ve hit it off

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To be fair everything really is computer

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Oh hell yeah

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Soderbergh just makes solid movies. I haven’t seen one I’ve disliked or honestly one that has been life changing. He’s just doing the work, knocking out 90 minute movies that you leave and go “yeah that was pretty good”

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What the fuck is up with the goats

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Saving money on the sensory deprivation tank by instead penetrating my frontal lobe with a iron rod

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You kill Pope Alexander VI in one of these games

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Does anybody fuck with a guy who’s lowkey dizzy all the time anymore

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I don’t think we have to preface criticisms with “Israel has a right to exist” anymore after killing this amount of children I don’t think they do actually

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I wasn’t going to drink tonight but I be missing George Forman like a mf

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People just be saying anything these days

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Everyone at the Grocery Store is my enemy and I will vanquish them

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I assure you that I’m good Ticketmaster but thanks

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biggest cheers in the crowd thus far was bernie saying that netenyahu’s murderous regime must not get another nickel from the us

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List of nonpersons: Billionaires CEOs of Fortune 500 companies ICE Officers Police

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Val Kilmer generational poster

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“Hey you guys want to Klarna some DoorDash tonight” I say as I put a single round into the cylinder of a revolver and spin it

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List of nonpersons: Billionaires CEOs of Fortune 500 companies ICE Officers Landlords Police

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The Sawyer family from TCM wouldn’t have voted for Trump they would’ve written in RFK even though he wasn’t running anymore

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Is it “complete Coen Brother’s rewatch March” I think it might be

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I put on an industrial rock playlist while on a run and I think we’ve covered “Personal Jesus” enough we can wrap it up

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It feels like Sheldon would fit right in on this app (derogatory)

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My two“favorite” of this genre, which both also inexplicably have pointless American remakes

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In the middle of watching three seasons of television (Yellowjackets, Severance, Lotus) which are all giving us next to nothing to advance the plot. The difference being that TWL is still entertaining and I know I’ll get answers eventually. I don’t think that’ll be the case with YJ and Severance

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I will continue watching because I don’t respect myself or my time but Yellowjackets really is a nightmare at this point

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this is genocide, not a ceasefire

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Non-toxic dating advice for straight men: don’t take your date to a porno movie or attempt to assassinate the senator she works for

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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

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Evil character obviously but I respect her commitment to the importance of a good sauce

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Cosmic reality, yeah it’s a motherfucker

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Seasonal depression has always been so confusing to me because 1. why not just be depressed all the time, I mean come on and 2. why is the time that the depression lets up pit stain season

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Bringing together both the left and the right by insisting we need to drone strike Bill Maher

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Is Mickey 17 effective satire? Probably not. But I definitely had fun at the movies

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Consumption is the only thing that can get us through this difficult time. We all need to be purchasing the right combination of goods and services

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A few whiskeys in at a dimly lit bar that’s playing “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” it doesn’t get much better than this fellas

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We’re already in chaos Dollar Store Sloth fucking do something about it

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Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.

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If I lived in Pennsylvania I’d go full villager hysteria on John Fetterman. Pitchforks and torches chanting “kill the beast kill the beast” the whole nine yards

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Well that's the end. No way Tesla recovers from this. Well done everyone. #Teslatakedown

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There’s a guy on TikTok with the username aliceinchainslover94 who just comments his name under videos about Alice In Chains and I’m looking to bring that energy into the world

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This makes not one but two people from my sub-400 person high school that have guested on this popular news podcast I like. I think this is a sign

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I know there’s a bunch of legal shit but why they have not made some accessible version of PT is beyond me

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