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eccentricopulence.bsky.social
Queer, Veiling Pagan, AuDHD, Disabled, Dog Parent and aspiring Polyglot. Leftist. Beep. 🐓 Any Pronouns.
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Having #AuditoryProcessingDisorder is like playing Mad Libs in real time while having to come up with a response Yeah, friend, that sure was just like a (__NOUN__) from the sounds of things!

i need a book series thats acotar but lesbians

i'll crawl home to her 💫❤️ #acotar ♡

Having #AuditoryProcessingDisorder is like getting the worst parts of being both hearing and #HardOfHearing It's all of the background noise and chaos while getting the least amount of clear speech and spoken communication

Has anyone else used an #AlphaStimDevice ? It's been very helpful for my anxiety and some of my headaches, but I'm curious what others do while it runs. It makes me very dizzy, and I'm having to use it in the morning to avoid it messing with my sleep. #AlphaStim

It's so absurd that society has normalized #Disability being measured largely on how those around you see it and are impacted by it. My #HearingLoss doesn't seem significant to those around me, but a few weeks without my hearing aids and I'm desperate for an easier way

TIL to not say yes to a clarifying treatment at my blowout hair appointment. Learned the hard way it strips hair dye off. What a day.

T minus two days until I get my hearing aids back and try to convince my audiologist to prescribe me a backup pair so I don't have to buy a set entirely out of pocket 🤞🍀 #HardOfHearing #AuditoryProcessingDisorder

10 days without my hearing aids. Ran a few errands, which included spending two hours in a waiting area, and a muscle in my face is literally twitching this shit is so exhausting. Desperately need to obtain a backup pair to avoid this in the future.

Okay soooo…started Fourth Wing week before last and needless to say I’m hooked. Have a quick little Andarna drawing! #fourthwing #fourthwingfanart #fanart #digitalart #dragons #fantasyart #andarna

Quero minha Andarna 🩷

This is gonna be a film, but I did not have that context when I first saw it and it about took me out laughing at what I thought was a list of contributions to an actual ho phase

A friend's father is in town on business and has told friend that he keeps seeing my name on reviews for every place he wants to try. Google said I'm a top 10% reviewer, but I think I'm just a #yapper and the internet is my captive audience

I get that cliffhangers are a thing, but I just finished #OnyxStorm and that last chapter really explains what I'd previously thought were overly low ratings. Can a book just be a book? It feels like we got 50% of the next book instead of an ending to the last.

"They'll know you." Oh. My. Effing. Gods. Y'all have a box of tissues handy when you get to the last 20% of Onyx Storm, trust me. #OnyxStorm #TheEmpyrean

“Those employees who remain are being warned to expect their actions to be surveilled, from their swipes into government facilities to the keystrokes they type on their computers.” Definite Big Brother energy here. www.npr.org/2025/02/11/n...

Nailed it 🏆

Being chronically ill and having a weeks-long stretch of time where I feel absolutely horrible and low energy with no clear reason. I have googled, I have double-checked the medications, I have no clear symptoms beyond huge amounts of fatigue and this is BS

Normally if I see somebody on here blaming the English for literally everything I'd follow them

My VPN works

I HAVE DEVELOPED A MACHINE TO TRANSFORM MY TINNITUS TO THE FUNDAMENTAL FREQUENCY OF THE UNIVERSE 360 DEGREES OUT OF PHASE

The reality behind the whole 51st state thing.

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country

I recently bought some curtain hooks (the U shape kind you screw into the wall on either side of the window) and today Squatch the Spousal Unit did a ten minute dissertation on how he loves them and never even bothered to put up curtains before we got together. Boujie for the win.

Day 4 without my hearing aids, and I'm over it. Trying to do my #Duolingo lesson, trying to listen to audio books, hell, even music sounds dramatically different. I'm pro-Deaf community, language and culture, but living in the in-between is BS. #Deaf #Hearing #HOH #APD

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

I got the "your outfit looks good" hand gesture from a Black woman at the store today and now I need a bigger house for all this ego.

We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

Day one (day zero?) of my #HearingAids being in the shop for repairs, and I'm beyond exhausted and had totally forgotten how much work being #HardOfHearing is. Be nice to your Deaf/deaf, Auditory Processing Disorder and HOH friends, folks, it's a lot.

You can use a dog as a napkin if you want, they don't mind

Hey so there’s nothing wrong with being autistic and we don’t need to eliminate autism or reduce the number of autistic people in the world.

If you're protesting tomorrow: "I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present." MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.

If I scheduled a general strike to take place on the 5th of every month, would you be willing to participate?

There is still beauty in this world

One of my party facts is that according to polls, Americans believe foreign aid is about 25% of the federal budget and on average that it *should* be about 10%. The actual number is less than 1%. Foreign aid has long been a boogey man of the right, so it's not surprising they're vilifying it now.

Me, to my illnesses: Shhhhhh....Mama is pretending you don't exist right now

Imagining what it would've been like as a 14 year old in my sex ed class to learn that also some people aren't interested in sex and dating and/or don't experience that kind of attraction. Instead I went on to be very confused for 2 decades.

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

Good news! Apparently today's #echolalia selection is "Istanbul, Not Constantinople" Way better than some of the flashback-y stuff

Being hard-of-hearing is keeping your earplugs next to your hearing aids on your nightstand. Never know when someone will snore- or, worse, try to talk to you

A couple of things. 1. Ableist language, like any variation of "tard", is unacceptable on my page and will not be tolerated. 2. Any racism, including demeaning of immigrants, Arab and Muslim Americans, and Black and Indigenous people, will not be tolerated.