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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new Deputy Director of the FBI.

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Not asking much… Make America Normal Again

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🎯

submitted 5 days ago • 536 comments

Can't focus in class. Too many things in my head.😵‍💫

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First interview of the season done. Next is Thursday. My first choice 😬

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think there is a love as my child's love for Nacho Libre

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Talking shit with my friend about a district we may apply to anyways🤣

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Lead a mindfulness activity. Went way better than expected. Like i did the bare minimum but it was way deeper than expected and it looked the class really enjoyed it.

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Thank god for Tylenol.

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You can tell Kendrick’s performance was based off of playstation because he was playing no games last night

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

Was running a low grade fever all day. Had to take some Tylenol to get through this last class of the day. But I'm going home afterwards!

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Kendrick's halftime wasn't for everybody because it wasn't for everybody

submitted 19 days ago • 91 comments

Wake me up when the riots start

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

A portrait of an artist devouring her pain.

submitted 19 days ago • 72 comments

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

submitted 19 days ago • 185 comments

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

submitted 19 days ago • 3902 comments

This energy.

submitted 19 days ago • 645 comments

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

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submitted 19 days ago • 132 comments

Free speech baby

submitted 19 days ago • 427 comments

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

submitted 19 days ago • 463 comments

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

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An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

submitted 19 days ago • 182 comments

A video from 2023 resurfaces of Tate McRae saying that the Eagles would win 40-22 in the #SuperBowl.

submitted 19 days ago • 12 comments

Trump is the first president to attend a Super Bowl game, a trip that will cost taxpayers millions of dollars—some estimates suggest as much as $15 million. What happened to "government efficiency"? From left to right: Donald Trump, a bottle of Diet Coke, and GOP Senator Katie Britt

submitted 19 days ago • 310 comments

It’s time

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Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

submitted 19 days ago • 140 comments

my rural local news put up a post asking what people thought of the halftime show and this little old white lady commented “I didn’t get it but I’m old. I hope the young people had fun. I liked his pants and his jacket. 💕”

submitted 19 days ago • 56 comments

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.” — Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

submitted 19 days ago • 1059 comments

Finally using the gym at my school; this is nice

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God bless Houston. Chinga la Migra. Viva México. 🇲🇽❤️‍🔥

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Elon Musk said that he "deleted" the Direct File system from the IRS lets people file their taxes for free in certain states. Vile man.

submitted 25 days ago • 175 comments

Trump spent the weekend at Mar-a-Lago golfing while stock futures plummeted and our biggest trading partners planned retaliatory tariffs against the US and it was crickets from the Biden Delaware Watch Brigade.

submitted 25 days ago • 284 comments

Bwahahahaha. Ontario, Canada’s most populated province, canceled $100 million of contracts with Elon Musk’s Starlink. Cue President Space Karen’s meltdown. 🍿

submitted 26 days ago • 167 comments

I hate it when you go to a fancy restaurant and the food tastes like the chef doesn't have any tattoos

submitted 26 days ago • 53 comments

MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

submitted 25 days ago • 1038 comments

If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes thehill.com/homenews/cam...

submitted 26 days ago • 2406 comments

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

submitted 26 days ago • 151 comments

BREAKING: Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says that Donald Trump agreed to pause the tariffs for a month during a phone call. Sheinbaum announced that Mexico will deploy 10,000 National Guard troops to the border to help prevent drug trafficking into the U.S.

submitted 26 days ago • 82 comments

Support Canadian alternatives!

submitted 26 days ago • 1327 comments

unfortunately for these folks the odds are that they aren’t going to go after violent criminals at all — too hard — and going to go exclusively over the easiest targets, which are law abiding workers

submitted 26 days ago • 797 comments

There are literally not enough journalists employed in the US to cover the bad shit that is happening right now. We are now going to experience the social consequences of a weakened news industry--which are the same as the benefits of a weakened news industry, to those who weakened it.

submitted 27 days ago • 329 comments

5 alarm fire, folks.

submitted 26 days ago • 388 comments

“DEI is not a threat. It’s a gift.” — Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .

submitted 26 days ago • 125 comments