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Well, I don’t know where to start. So I won’t. #PCD #fbpe #beans
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Well Germany don’t effing learn do they? (Although it seems other countries don’t either, to be fair)

Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.

30 years ago. Wow. I was so very convinced at the time he'd turn up a few days later.

I was told that Keir Starmer personally ensured that Shazam still works. You ain’t that special, America.

RP if you agree.

This last decade seems to have been watching liberal politicians wring their hands and not want to create a fuss while far right extremists increasingly control the playbook of the world - “we don’t want to cause a scene” - it is time to cause scenes

As we've had Easter Eggs in December and Halloween stuff in July and Christmas goods in September for about 20 years now can people just stop being outraged and go to church if they actually believe in God and not chocolate am I right.

If Charles Dickens had seen Muppet Christmas Carol he’d have chuckled heartily and said, “I wish I’d thought of putting a little blue man and a funny rat in my original story!” and if you don’t agree with that, you do not understand literature.

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

“How will an ambulance get through?” A question only asked of those trying to save our planet, not millionaire landowners trying to hoard wealth. Farmers received record support in the budget. Pay what is still less than your fair share, take your tractors and piss off.

someBODY once told me luigi mangione

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

I often wonder how different things might’ve been for the U.K. if that plane, instead of landing in a wet ploughed field, had landed on concrete.

The only reason Nigel Farage has not yet jumped on the Elgin Marbles bandwagon is that he can’t quite bring himself to object to sending something foreign back where it came from.

You can rightly deplore the venal charlatans who sold us this economic suicide, but I also now blame everyone in our political class, including those in government, who continue to bury their heads in the sand and insist we cannot reverse this most catastrophically stupid error. Shame on them all.

It's ok to take care of yourself. It's ok to get some rest. It's ok to become a lonely lighthouse keeper and spend your days cursing the sea and your nights gently going mad as you write an unending novel about ghost cats.

To the “man on the street”: Like with abortion, assisted dying is not for everyone. But the choice should be available. I heard the argument “I wouldn’t do it” - it doesn’t matter if YOU wouldn’t. Please try to consider other people’s experiences, not only your own.

Who's the floor lamp that costs £27?

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

Given there’s a sexual predator about to be President, a sexual predator at the DOJ and a sexual predator at Defence it’s quite the look for Nancy Mace to think the problem is a trans woman who needs a pee.

Does this mean there’ll be no further series of Clarkson’s Tax Dodge?

Farmers are really angry that Clarkson will lose his tax loophole

Brexit is imposed, costing UK farmers £850m a year. UK Farmers: Silence. A trade deal with Australia gives their farmers near tariff-free access to UK markets. UK Farmers: Tumbleweeds. Just 1.6% of farmers will pay half the rate of IHT on any land over £3m to fund the NHS. UK Farmers ...

I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...” ...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.

bird sounds

I don’t know what to do with this though. Maybe I’ll really get the hang of it during Eurovision or something.

Frogs aren’t real though

Well this is fun isn’t it? Howdy.