emviepreem.bsky.social
Running on snark and flavor blasted snacks since the late 1900s
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Diddy Kong Racing will always be my favorite racing game!
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It’s my all time favorite! I even used the theme song for walking down the aisle at my wedding 🦕
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Harvard rocking the antiques roadshow
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I can’t even count the number of times I’ve made a dumb joke and gotten a whole bunch of UUUUUMM ACTUALLYYYY…like, bruh. Please don’t make me add jk or /s to everything I say.
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But we should definitely be pumping those kids out so theirs can have even more
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Man I’m old. I thought you meant in the physical sense, like yes I have dropped game discs when taking them out of the PS2, for which I apologized to the disc profusely and prayed to the game gods that it wasn’t scratched.
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With their little guns they cling to but can’t be bothered to use them safely or effectively
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Should have never left the trees, really. Not even for digital watches.
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I’ve played SR3 like 8 times and have no idea what the other ending is
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I’d ask for clarification. Like, are we reopening it as a museum? Weird niche resort? Pickleball complex? Oh PRISON, you say? Naaaaaah fuck all the way off to wherever the monumental shitgibbons belong. Hell, preferably.
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If you like pixel graphics, exploring proc gen cyberpunk towns, and morally ambiguous crime solving, then yeah!
Well…moral ambiguity is optional. I just can’t stop stealing stuff.
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I just haven’t fought with my hair *yet*
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It’s stormy af, feels like a good weekend for a new Shadows of Doubt run 🔎
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Sorry Mario, no wings for you, gotta save em for Yoshi on the Cheese Bridge
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Hey now, no need to disparage the Devil like that. I’ve heard that guy is actually preeeeeeeetty sneaky smart and can even quote bible verses.
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I grew up in a super evangelical family. Tbh, I hope their rapture DOES happen so the rest of the world can finally have some peace.
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Like 5 different side quests in Cyberpunk 2077 and the voice messages at the end, and the end of Stray
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Glory to the most hiiiigh 💚
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Super Mario World!
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Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
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More targeting than ignoring, really
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Senator Booker - with all I have in my shriveled little heart, I thank you. Vive la Révolution!
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As someone who understands 0% of legalese but is well versed in wishful thinking, let’s all just file a class action lawsuit against this administration for a full return on the amounts we’ve put into SS…whatever can’t be covered by the current fund can just come straight outta Elon’s pocket.
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Can’t really call them voters if they didn’t fucking vote, now can we? People who make Perfect be the enemy of Good are always going to come up with some excuse to not take a side, even when the choice is blatantly obvious.
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Louder and angrier for all those selective hearing mfs
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I don’t really see a better America if it includes Nazis who are only sorry cuz they got hurt right along with all the other people they really wanted to hurt. High road’s getting real old.
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Never gonna stop calling out just how fuckin WEIRD these people are
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Chosen family > default family
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🖕 peace among worlds 🖕
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Angry screamy waily cries always get me right in the sinuses. Guess it’s just not enough that I look like a damn blotchy Quasimodo while it happens.
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Fr there’s not gonna be anything left by 2029. We step up now or not at all.
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Serious question: how do these rich idiots have the worst fuckin haircuts?
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Dibs on a night fury!
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He’s training this lil underdog for the ultra high-stakes Tortucky Derby. In just a few months they’ll be going up against living legends like Speedy Shelldon, Trevor “Skateboard” Tortellini, and That Turtle Lookin’ MF Bob.
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Never too late to start!
Viva la révolution 🔥🔥🔥
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I love it when kids turn out alright despite having deeply rotten parents
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Personally I find new reasons to be spiteful just by scrolling the news. Fill your cup ☕️
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I’m not even forgiving the ones who just didn’t vote
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I’m okay with that option