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rando guy escaping a site they didn't use. she/her, liable to change, we'll see. please refrain from making horny comments in my general direction since I'm just uncomfortable with it.
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look up v-coding add trans women or transgender women to the search if you have to this is deliberately setting trans women up to be serially raped Don't bother with asking why the administration is ignoring the court order blocking this the administration doesn't give a fuck

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

I am now going to use this reply as an excuse to subject all of you to Pills That Make You Hecking Green And Valid again. (Thread)

oh you want starfield to be INNOVATIVE. you’re calling the weed guy and asking for cocaína. my fucking bad dude. here’s a roguelite deck builder you fucking toddler

ok. "did hitler hate the united states or not" discourse. let me put this as plainly as possible. the problem hitler had with the united states wasn't that they were playing baseball. hitler loved the entire baseball thing. he was just. on a different. team. playing baseball.

desperately trying to explain how nazi germany took inspiration from the united states to an American: Imagine two competing burger chains

she/her trying a new thing where she/her i put my pronouns she/her in spots where you HAVE she/her to read them so that she/her they cannot possibly be missed she/her

maybe if this person wants their pronouns to be seen they can start doing the thing i keep telling them to do, which is declare their entire medical history and current gender identity at the start of every sentence, like i've been telling them to do in the comics!

REPORT:—Americans’ satisfaction with the country at all-time low of 38%.

Please help Aruvi's brother if you can!

every time i see Human Pet Guy's absolutely unbelievable mustache I lose it. The mental juxtaposition of that and the fucking words he puts on the internet is just so incredible.

yes

Rotary Tool xkcd.com/3047

HRT isn't gonna turn you into a Top 1% OF model, you're probably gonna look like Pepper Ann from the Disney animated series Pepper Ann for a little bit

I was on Attach Your Resume and it terrified me!! multitude.productions/ayr

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Before Jan1 my monthly rx cost was approx 120 for my 7 medications. Monday I paid $126 for 4 of them. We just added a new med... so that monthly just became $169+ the other 3. And every single one is generic. Fuck United Healthcare.

Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."

new sickos just dropped in this month's The Onion issue

“Breaking the law” is so much more accurate and way quicker to say!

more old art!!! for this one I tried drawing everything on one layer

Me four days ago on TikTok: "STOP SPECULATING YOU ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HELICOPTER FLYING." Guy in a business meeting with me today: "I just wanted to say, I used to fly Blackhawk helicopters..." Me: 😶 Him: "...and I really appreciated your tiktok." Me: 😮‍💨

Wasilla singer-songwriter Lizzie Guillot went from “bombing” her first open mic to making a name for herself in Alaska’s music scene. With indie-acoustic roots and emo influences, she’s now writing, performing and dreaming of turning her songs into full-band hits.

Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling

Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics theonion.com/study-f...

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

Saw Dustin on Dynamite and remembered his good posts

The Persephone maneuver: Distract from getting rhetorically owned by my own green stick person character by borrowing someone else's character

PRO TIP: Do you want to donate to relief efforts or the organizations fighting against fascists but lack the funds? Do you have a stack of gift cards just sitting there because the amount is too small to be spent? Use them. You can set the specific amount and voila.

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4 those who wanna know wat program im using to draw my little ocs in. Smile.

yoshitaka amano art is really funny because he'll create these surreal dreamlike depictions of final fantasy characters and creatures as concept art and every single time without fail the FF devs go "holy fuck that looks cool" and then ignore it completely

just want it known that i created the original paul blart flesh mall image some years ago. now there is bootleg paul blart flesh mall merchandise for sale on jeff bezo's flesh mall

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.