enjoyertimes.bsky.social
S-tier dork and enjoyer of music, games, books, art, animals, nature, space, and other non-terrible aspects of existence.
Sometimes I write about music over on substack, but I'm working on transitioning to my own domain.
https://enjoyertimes.substack.com
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“Barbarian Register” sounds like an incredible multi-class D&D character
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My new emergency plan if things get too dire: eat one of these and then hibernate for a thousand years.
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"Oh, they're not playing *this* game. They're playing another game, where they win by making you incredibly angry." www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/0...
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Plantwerk 🌳
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dang, "This Video Is Private"
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Librarymans <3
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/0...
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do not beepus the sleepus ✨
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Gestating Flavor Colony
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Let’s Hotten Corndags
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I remember pulling this one from a bin at half price books maybe 14-15 years ago, this track was definitely the standout for me too. Sandworm fonk swagger! 🔥
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Dang, yubtub acct already terminated
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The cynic in me says she didn't have *any* cash in the bag, but figured the brownshirts would likely replace any amount she claimed.
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Read the whole thing in one sitting last night, absolutely couldn’t put it down.
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I hate to be this guy, but no. A sad-ass ton of these people were voting to Inflict Pain On Others. They very successfully did that. They're probably very happy in their vote. I, for one, think all those people are fucking monsters.
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Posted at 3:33AM, aka Ket O'Clock
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"The human voice in various forms"
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Spider Asstone would be a great name for a pedal and/or youtuber
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Just blur the spicy section on yubtub and put the uncensored 'full magilla' on your onlyfans 🔥
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100% would endorse a whole series of just Birb Name Comics
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In this forsaken year of 2025, I fear we must now ask the question, "What lies below Scarytown?"
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Loool, I remember picking this up at shop years ago just because that cover art is out of control. This track's nice, but iirc the rest of the album was ultimately unable to live up to the hypestorm of the cover.
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Are we talking about Johnny Tremain in an incredibly roundabout way?
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Swaxe or Axord?
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don't forget shroomy corpse farmhands who touch all the crops (definitely a great, super-sanitary idea, no notes for the animancers)
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Walrus Den revival when? 🙏
2025 needs this energy so bad.
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Maybe they can let him into the vault and then just…shut the doors? Let him King Midas out? Maybe give it a few weeks before they check in? Give him a lil private time with his favorite precious metal?
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This kind of idiotic nonsense is the apotheosis of “I just want to fire people, give me a metric to justify it”
The dumbest timeline sucks yall 🤷♂️
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The wily DM knows that the CT is fully Cursed, and accrues both AoE psychic dmg *and* an increased chance of random attacks, every single turn, until it destroys you and/or itself.
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only the gemtlest of boopings
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guess who distributes all those pesky mail-in ballots for the elections we probably won't be having anymore? 🤦
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The face of an idiot child who can still barely believe the grownups let him get away with his bullshit, even though he clearly doesn't even understand how pants work.
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Was a senior in HS in 2001. The downhill toboggan ride since then has been largely uninterrupted 🤙
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That frog has a side quest if you chill
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Also this game has convinced me that Magical Gun Bastard is the most fun build ever ❤️🔥
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“My guardian soul-mom seems to think this place is cool and yall keep messin up, toodles Emperor Dingus”
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Pretty sure Ritchson could just *glare intensely* at Gaetz and the latter would sustain an immediate, unstoppable nosebleed.
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The Dumbest Timeline is at least remarkably consistent in sticking to its central theme 🤦.
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Being subjected to the idiocy of cruel strangers on the internet is one of the least fun aspects of living in the Dumbest Timeline 🤦.
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Oatmeal is at least benign, if boring. Re: the composition of the orange one’s “brain,” I’m gonna go with “malignant tumor studded with diseased teeth”
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I’ve been playing it too, and I would like to send everyone at Obsidian a very nice gift basket of artisanal meats, fancy cheeses, exotic produce, fantastical desserts and other delicious things for making my 2025 slightly less terrible.
I really needed another world to fall into for a while.
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I sometimes refer to Gravity Falls in shorthand as “Twin Peaks For Kids” but that’s kind of underselling it. “One of the best tv shows ever made” is probably closer to my actual opinion ❤️🔥