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A restaurant called “Don’t fill up on that” where all we serve are the free bread courses from other restaurants. Cheddar Bay biscuits, chips and salsa, brown bread from Outback, breadsticks from the Olive Garden, and the servers are always all “now don’t fill up on this” and we all laugh and laugh

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

WHEN DID THE 9 TRAIN CEASE TO EXIST???

I know this only affects a tiny number of people, but those people offered to serve their country. They did so with honor, respect, and integrity. Then this drunk dirtbag kicks them out? Why? Because he knew they'd kick his ass if he ever assaulted them the way he did his wife?

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.

Happy Star Wars Day!! Pro tip: If you’re rooting for the ruthless totalitarians who use violence to quash resistance among marginalized aliens trying to live with freedom and dignity, you’re doing it wrong. May the 4th be With You.

Yes, this is a useful, informative piece. But also, there’s like a dozen pieces of jaw dropping prose in it that I want to print out and frame.

somehow we need to build back a culture where there are consequences for being a miserable, immoral, hatemongering piece of shit

Tired: Bodega cat Wired: Boyega cat! celebritypets.net/pets/john-bo...

One of hundreds of people abducted by ICE and sold to slavery in El Salvador was a 19 year old with no criminal record in the US or Venezuela and no tattoos of any kind. An ICE kidnapper who grabbed him outside his house said, "He's not the one." The other said, "Take him anyway." So they did.

If you ever had to dig through the trash to read cooking instructions on a package, I want to be friends

Not Like Us and the theme from Severance in heavy rotation by ballpark organists and I am here for it

“Deus ex machina,” God laughs from the stage left wing, “Deus ex machina?? You’ve mocked the ropes, dismantled the pullies, and deported the actor. You’re on your own.”

Us: It takes a village to raise a child Them: It takes a man-child to raze a village 🤡😈

Really enjoying Hammer & Emmett on ESPN radio. Hope the show lasts - both hosts are knowledgeable and very entertaining

Forever reject the trope that Dems lost because we were too “woke.” Trumpers voted for an incompetent, treasonous con man because THEY were too hateful.

I know crashing the economy on purpose seems harsh, but it’ll all be worth it when the seventh Little Mermaid is white

Cory Booker is the first vegan to talk for 24 hours straight about something other than being a vegan.

RIP King

Happy April Fools Day only to George Plimpton and those tauntaun sleeping bags

WHAT????

Drink one coffee, two will take its place. Hail Hydra

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

imagine explaining to someone in 2016 that Bill Kristol had united in a AOC/Bernie popular front against fascism

There are FOUR JEWISH LGBTQ+ characters on this variant cover for Marvel Voices Pride 2025 and I am HERE FOR IT!

Every body block this b right now

Not for nothing, Bill Burr might have been the best thing about the new Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway? The whole cast was a treat, but Burr really brought the heat.

Good morning, it’s pub day! Here’s another excerpt of the book (which you’re strongly encouraged, by me, to order below). crimereads.com/michael-stew...