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I post whatever. Games, shitposting, nefarious antics, and whatever random thoughts. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️
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giving the people what they want

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Sequoia National Park in California

Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him theonion.com/drunk-m...

BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

Trying to explain why all of my friends are online like Hello I'm - Trans - Autistic - I don't like people Hope this helps

The absolute satisfaction of using a recoilless rifle to stop a bile titan in its tracks

Please no corny ass posts about how you're not celebrating President's Day this year/the next 4 years. You weren't celebrating it before, and if you were, you're a fucking loser.

Compliments of 🟠. Geauga County, Ohio, YMCA….

Give this woman her hot sauce bar, I swear to GOD 🤬🤬🤬

It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children theonion.com/it-almo...

I got helldivers 2 yesterday and it's already consuming my thoughts

"I wasn't born yesterday." -a smug, 3 day old baby

I think "jorkin my penits" is one of the jokes of all time

I never thought the leopards would eat my ass. Just my face. Not cool, face-eating leopards.

It's Shameless Self Promotion Saturday. We've also decided it is fucking June.

Dhar Mann videos have ruined me

“We can drive slowly on grass for a few minutes without exploding” isn’t the flex they think it is

Went out with the family on the lake today c:

Came here to say this

thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social

I feel so dang yucky :c

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection

Brandon the frog

I try not to be too cynical AND YET the speed with which so many prominent people, institutions, and even the supposed political opposition have rolled over for these Nazi scumbags is making it impossible. “Going invertebrate” is all the rage! 🪼

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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up theonion.com/drake-drops-...

Great point.

OMG HI EVERYONE!!!! I'm alive and okay! My phone broke :c it took a while to figure out

Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge). You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*

You hate Snow White because the protagonist isn't Caucasian, I hate Snow White because the Queen is played by a Zionist we are not the same

Dysphoria solved 😎

Lot of houses in the neighborhood still have a Christmas tree in their front window. Give it up folks, Santa’s been relaxing in Maui for three weeks, he’s not coming back. Baby Jesus is already in kindergarten. It’s over man.

I miss the smell of fresh floppy discs and the noise of HDDs crunching as you booted up, and the thrill of turning the computer on when it transported you to another world Aka, I miss being like 10, and it actually sucked and my brain is lying to me, but

I hate how I look and sound sm

The temperature at noon on Monday will be 22 degrees which is the same temperature it was in 1961 when Kennedy was inaugurated. The ceremony was held outside.