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Fantasy/Functional 3D dildographer | 18+ only | Experience from 2011 onward (DA/"Sheep") | She/her 🏳️‍🌈 33 | Designs here: https://sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns/home | surgery was great, now recovering | fdt
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That's one of two reasons I didn't try baking, because I wasn't sure (the other is I'm trying to be respectful to my dad lol). I don't think so? and you can hit the oven with some pretty intense cleaners. Boiling will definitely not spread any smell very far, although you will smell it above the pot
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One key is time, the other is repetition with washing in between bouts of other methods. Ultimately, it won't free them of the cig cling, but it can help a bit. TBH I'd seek out new (either brand new or secondhand) ones.
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Suggested to me were a couple different methods including either heating or freezing temps. If you have a freezer you ignore, you can throw them in bare, or covered in coconut oil. It also helps a little, but not totally. Heat would be oven at a reasonable temp (then scrub), or boiling water.
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Mostly cooked, unfortunately. There are many methods that can reduce the smell. Their effectiveness varies, however. In my personal experience, airing out, especially near an air purifier (not sure how this works chemically), seems to help a little. Still have tons to replace though. :/
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It's so nauseating. I'll save the the fish title for when I need a palate cleanser, although I'm expecting it to be horrible too. Oof.
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"the biological reality of sex" Ah, yeah, the biological reality that everything fits very neatly into box A or box B and there's no occurrence of anything outside of those boxes ever throughout the entire animal kingdom, humans included. That one. Except uhhhh there's no binary on any level.
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What the fuck does this even mean
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Yes and it is why I cannot sleep myself.
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No joke, saw a 90s windbraker for sale on shopgoodwill and the temptation was overwhelming.
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I remember my last booster not being *terrible* but the first vax... all of my innards felt in a way I don't think they should feel? like there was a sensation in places that don't HAVE that kind of nerve ending. But also you have reminded me I need to get the new booster. I hope you feel better!
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I genuinely don't remember! but I'm assuming around 2019 (thank you for this estimate just based on twitter activity, similar to that frog you found there)
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(yes dildos are art but I mean like drawings and non-dildo stuff lol)
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There's some solace in the DSM recognizing the difference between paraphilia and paraphilic disorder, but it's not much, especially when it 'recognizes' like 7 paraphilias, none of which apply. Dancing around clarifying that it's not damaging while also establishing that it's no one else's business.
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I understand language evolves but I don't really understand the meaning of the terms anymore. I had to drop 'fetish' entirely when someone whose life is kink listed off all their fetishes trying to narrow mine down - I have a paraphilia, and it's not those. That comes with its own assumptions though
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In addition to keeping yourself hydrated, feel free to go get some bananas, dark choco, leafy greens, salmon, beans, berries, coffee, look up lists for more. They are happy foods, and it is important to stay fed. And if you do that by shoving bananas in every orifice, make it so.
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Yes. I can DM you my friend ID? (What I'm more interested in collecting here lol)
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I'm slightly exaggerating the apple but not by that much
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Thadeus is a fantastic toy! I got the dual density and that foreskin is just the best thing ever. I kinda want another in a single firmness for that fade
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Not holes, sorry. Lil bumpy things, probably follicles. It looked like holes. I want to hang it up as the scariest Halloween decor! It was just so cool.
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So the ovary (or whatever I was seeing) looking like that is perfectly normal! my left one is larger, which is not a surprise. I'm still going to request a couple images (or the whole stack) because they were VERY COOL and the one with all the holes was creepy in the right way.
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Here's a helpful diagram. One of my ovaries looked like a trypophobia nightmare. I've tried to make it less scary
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If anyone has advice for reaching out to a teacher I haven't seen in 18 years I'm all ears. Or, eyes, I guess. No online presence to speak of. Have an address that checks out with the last time I picked up a phone book in that area. Feelin kinda weird about it.
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Just a little texture on the...bulb? for maximum ear scratchy goodness yessss