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i can’t get over how big of a dumbass this guy is

molting. 7x5" og monotype $250 Idea about corpse trading coffins like hermit crabs

saw a 10-pack of ramen noodles on Facebook marketplace. recession indicator. I bought it. another recession indicator.

Republicans these days

@motherofgraves.bsky.social had a great show last night, and also were amazing after the show and signed some merch for my son and gathered together to take this picture with me for him. I can't wait to see them again, they're great.

30 years ago a professor explained tariffs to me as “economic sanctions a country puts on itself” and that stuck with me.

Just started mixing the upcoming Weald & Woe full length ⚔️ Gotta put my purple cloak and chainmail necklace on while I turn knobs and push buttons

Hi. I'm an unbelievably photogenic man who killed one of the closest things we have to a literal vampire. The state wishes to execute me, presumably to turn me into an actual god.

If I was a judge and a DOJ lawyer filed a brief saying "yes, we mistakenly shipped someone with a right to be here to a foreign gulag but you have no power to order us to bring him back" I'd put that lawyer in jail until that person was brought back.

New tattoo update! 🦑 For as large as this one was, I'm surprised it only took one session to finish. It's a Cameroceras, which was a large cephalopod of the Ordovician period, the closest living relative being the Nautilus.

France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen. by Merrick Garland

*gazes wistfully out a window*

Crash 🚗🚙

SawStart xkcd.com/3067

Famously, the way to beat fascist bullies is to flop onto your back and say “my vital organs are exposed, take what you want.” Certainly they will stop at the first vital organ.

I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.

this is what you do when when you get old now. you share this self-congratulatory shit over and over, suck each other off in the comments for being born at the *exact right time*, and then die

People who love ChatGPT are probably amazed when Spotify recommends a song they have listened to 10000 times. “Damn how does it know? Incredible.”

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

cut my stress into pieces at this spa & resort meditation; slow breathing did a cold plunge and the water was freezing

Some pretty stunning answers here from DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar in today's interview with NPR's Michel Martin, in which Edgar equates pro-Palestinian protests with terrorist activity and can't point to any crime committed by Mahmoud Khalil: npr.org/2025/03/13/n...

Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

hat tip to @theliamnissan.bsky.social