There are many existing scientific studies that show SpaceX cannot take humans to Mars anytime soon. SpaceX has never exceeded 870 miles altitude, the Moon is 238,855 miles and Mars is 140 million miles away. Elon is trying to get 100's of billions for something he can't do. Grifting Nazi lunatic.
The worst part of that would be finding out just before the explosion that it was happening on purpose, because you said "Gulf of Mexico" instead of "Gulf of America".
Same subject, different teams, but my area SIUE (Edwardsville, IL) made the tournament for the first time in school history.
Wanna place any bets on this one?
SIUE - #16
Houston - #1
The odds of a perfect bracket are over 9 trillion to 1, so Musk not exactly being risky here. Nonetheless, I'd never do it for this reason alone: I don't want to go to an ill-fated Mars mission with Musk. What's his alternative prize? LOL
I'm going to somehow figure a way to travel into the future about a month, get the perfect bracket, come back and email it to Fuhrer Musk. Congratulations, you're off to Mars, asshole. Please forget your spacesuit.
We just sent the Dragon up to rescue astronauts from the International Space Station. Astronauts the at Joe Biden left to rot. Wait no he didn't leave them to rot he never even knew they were up there in the first place, damn puppet.
There’ve been real NASA plans to get people to Mars by now that date back to like 2005 and at least expected crewed lunar landings by 2020. So SpaceX isn’t really alone in that regard anyway
NASA will be lucky to get people to the moon in the early 30s, never mind Mars, orders of magnitude harder.
Christ, they love these fantasy stories. It's the old AM/FM from early SF: actual machines vs fucking magic.
We know what Elon & NASA are increasingly selling.
Every day, Donald Trump defies court orders because he knows he controls all law enforcement and the Supreme Court. Trump supporters need to pay close attention to this because when Donald Trump turns on you, and he will, there will be nobody to stop him.
Will somebody please persuade Elon to be on the first mission to Mars? Trick him in to going into the capsule first then shut the hatch behind him, locking him in. Clear the pad and launch!
And make sure to DOGE the vehicle. Cut out the waste like oxygen, CO2 scrubbers, water, food, the pressure vessel, flight controls, parachutes, heat shields, EVA suits, etc.. it has to have the seat and permanent restraints. Mass is at a premium, after all.
That's a lawsuit waiting to happen if someone actually manages a perfect bracket. Because they'll never get a trip to mars. Never, not in their lifetime.
It can't be called the Gulf of America because that place already exists, and it will just confuse people. The original and only true Gulf of America is currently located in the otherwise empty area between Trumps ears.
Trip to mars. 🤣
These jackasses are aware they can’t even get to the moon, hell they can’t even get out of the earths atmosphere at the moment, this mars shit is beyond ridiculous.
Dear Elon,
Although your offer sounds generous, get a grip:
No one alive today will still be around by the time anyone is running manned spaceflights to Mars.
You don’t even need to speculate on this. Even the stated prize is an absurdly shitty one. “If you win, we’ll throw you in a sealed capsule for years and you might never be able to set foot on Earth again.”
Ok... tRump still won, yay go tRump go. You are the best big boy president we have all had, Mars needs you now. Earth will totally miss you... byeeeee see you next tuesday.
Fwiw, Rapid Unscheduled Diassembly (RUD) is a common tongue-in-cheek euphemism in aeronautics, not a SpaceX specific thing. See also: Lithobraking, or using the ground to decelerate (i.e. Crashing)
It would be awfully odd to be obliterated over the Gulf of America (sheesh)...... Just sayin'...... & of course I'm kidding!!! I'm just wondering what happened to Gonzaga... Heehee!!
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Nice change of pace for them.
-to music not you, @cesinco.bsky.social 💛
2. As this is the case, could he please just go and f*** himself?
Anyone with the intelligence and foresight to pick a perfect bracket has to be disappeared.
oh...
just a minute...
"NASA Engineer EXPOSES TERRIFYING Tesla Flaws!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umR89o-xFHU&ab_channel=StephenWoodford
Wanna place any bets on this one?
SIUE - #16
Houston - #1
LOL!!!!!
#just_kidding
It's been 2 months. Why did your Orange God and his owner leave them up there?
Elon never cared about rules before. What's up here?
“NASA aims to launch astronauts to Mars by the late 2030s or early 2040s. Making that vision a reality will be challenging.”
https://www.space.com/nasa-plans-astronauts-mars-mission-30-days#
If a billionaire wants to go to mars, good luck, but not with the people's money and resources and so much to be done here on Earth.
Christ, they love these fantasy stories. It's the old AM/FM from early SF: actual machines vs fucking magic.
We know what Elon & NASA are increasingly selling.
Very small print~~~
Must be a white male and a member of maga.
😉
Trip to Mars on the Bomb.
He's prob gonna seed the most likely 500 brackets with entries.
https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3lkmkwywiss2b
Get it right or it’s off the gulag!
These jackasses are aware they can’t even get to the moon, hell they can’t even get out of the earths atmosphere at the moment, this mars shit is beyond ridiculous.
Although your offer sounds generous, get a grip:
No one alive today will still be around by the time anyone is running manned spaceflights to Mars.
Actually, you won’t be either.
I betcha if we tell them they are not allowed they'll fall for it
Bye everyone! Have fun on Mars!!
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AND WE GET A “FIREWORK” SHOW