fatlil6ringo.bsky.social
Wordsmith for the woke dawgs 🐶. 100% 'Merican🇺🇸 and I love my neighbors 🇨🇦 🇲🇽
Tyler Durden is here too
Should've let us sleep...
No Biden or Kamala fluff. I will lose my shit
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Boris johnson looks like he is the deformed, parasitic twin protruding from Gary Busey's ass crack
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And what do they all have in common?
They're all assholes. And they just experienced "no vaseline"
(IceCube)
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This is shit I used to say when I was playing with my g.i. Joe action figures
Putin's bitch is a narcissist with dementia and grandiose ideations
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It really creeps me the fuck out. For manufacturing, I keep hearing them say words like "kids" "little phones" "little screws" "little robots"
I start to think a robot in some factory, will malfunction, rip both of a child's limbs from their body, and beat the child to death with those severed limbs
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I heard rumors that Zelenskyy is Batman
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Fact
In Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Rambutan is very popular
But for some odd reason
black betty is also an extremely popular song there
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Be careful out there
Rebuking gets black folks shot by the police
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How would you like to reform the Supreme Court?
Term limits? Divesting? Remove seats? Add seats?
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Thats what the ketamine fairies keep telling him. But they are lying
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What the deformed, parasitic twin growing from Harvey weinsteins ass, said was
Buy your Alex Jones boner pills now!
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How bout wearing a paperbag over your cunt face, puppy killer
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It's a heist. They are quickly and clumsily smashing the display cases now, scooping up all the jewelry they can carry in their arms. Rushing to make a getaway.
Plans to return for the safe and its gold later.
Right now they hear the summer of Democracy is coming and it's making them very nervous
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Is this how Battlestar Galactica started?
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I don't think Biden was conscious for most of his Presidency
But it was much easier watching Joe's elder abuse, than listening to this stupid giant bleached asshole
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very prescient
2yrs too late
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Republican obsessions:
What's going on in your bathroom?
What's going on in your bedroom? Who ya fuckin?
What's happening in your vagina? What are vaginas?
Social "entitlements"
Corporate welfare
Never read literature
Then we have to listen to them cry
Joe and Hillary and Nancy
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Dude is still fuckin rocking it for the free world 👏
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He wants all the "suckers" and "losers" to give him a parade.
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They're smashing and grabbing right now, before the summer of Democracy takes over.
Hoping they can come back at another time to crack the safe open
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He thought he was going to be on the roster for the rigged game.
He got cut. Now he's getting it with no lube like everybody else🤣
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You know what's great? They already know the mid-term massacre is coming. Starting with the excuses already
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Yes, Elon is the perfect example.
The way he grew up is why he absolutely did do a nazi salute on an American stage. Twice
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Bro is infinitely rich, but his face is so deformed he can't find a pair of glasses that fit?
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"Stephen Miller" is a 🇷🇺 sleeper.
Putin's son.
"Stephen" was conceived in the same Russian hotel bed, where Putin pissed on Donald Trump's face.
"Stephen" was smuggled into the U.S as a grotesquely hideous infant.
"Stephen" needs 2🍂R🇺🇸 NOW
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He's not a demon.
He's just a bitch
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Raskin is hard as fuck. He's EARNED my upmost respect over the last decade. Consistently.
Let's get the bandanas and start a democracy gang
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Plato o plomo?
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It's sleight of hand. Billionaire tax cuts and the Epstein list
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If we are in a simulation, it's a ddos against democracy
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Epstein told Michael Wolff he was Donald's best friend for 10 years, on a recording
Which liar do you believe?
I don't believe either
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The Epstein list
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Whatever Daddy Putin wants, Daddy Putin gets
And Donald loves the golden showers he gets
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I love these Republicans who feel so safe right now
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Ummm...is there literally 1 fucking person that told you that?
I don't believe so. They just stroke your tiny orange weenie while agreeing with you
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Why do real journalists even want to go to white house pressers.
Leave. Do journalism. Let them choke on their own gaslight
You can ask the most the moist poignant question in the world and you already know what is going to happen.
Stop doing book reports on propaganda for morons
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Yeah, I am wondering what Clarence's cunt..ehem..I mean wife has been up to lately
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The children will be safe in the coal mine.
Cause Donald said you can drop a bomb on coal and it will still be there the next day.
(what about immediately after? )
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Lutnick is definitely getting on the plane to Guyana with Jones
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Unfortunately, Martha had to go in the place of Nancy Pelosi
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Sorry, I just read the quote. But did the deformed, parasitic twin protruding from Harvey weinsteins ass crack, just jack it and blow his load on live television?
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I'm glad it's on video, because that is not going to age well at all. Meaning like 8 days ago
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It wasn't anybodys idea. He was put there
Yes Kamala would be infinitely better, but she also lost a presidential race to an "adult" that has never read one single book in his fucking life. Not good.
But I ❤️ that you use the word empathy. That's real Americans strength. 👏
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Put him on one of elons rocketships. It's a win-win.
He either explodes or goes to space
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That was a great joke 🤣
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Let them choke on gaslight by themselves in the White House
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Bro, I don't think you can call yourself a legitimate journalist, anymore, if you go to white house pressers.
You can ask the most logical, poignant question in the history of journalism and You know what your gonna get
And you'll just be writing a book report on propaganda.
🍂, do real journalism
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Gawd dammit! Even if I had a million dollars, I would not be able to pay the biggest fucking idiot in the world to say so many mind-boggling, moronic things in one day
I feel like I'm on the worst acid trip of my life
And I've never done acid
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Obama helped tens of millions of people, failed tens of millions.
What would you have done, if you were in Obamas spot? I'm positive that you, friend and stranger to me, would have done more than Obama did.
He didn't even legalize weed
Dr Dre did more with the Chronic to help people ween frm crck
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I didn't have a chance to read the article,
but the insurance companies max prices, minimize payouts. It creates a vacuum for the bank to come in and leverage the residential market to their advantage?
Or something different?