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"In Gaza, human shields are used by Israeli soldiers at least six times a day...Today, almost every platoon keeps a "shawish," and no infantry force enters a house before a "shawish" clears it. This means there are four "shawishes" in a company, twelve in a battalion, at least 36 in a brigade. 1/4

submitted 20 hours ago • 68 comments

"Are you a boy or a girl?" What i am is 37

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

every morning when i look at my phone it feels like i'm opening the ark of the covenant

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

you know that stage before diarrhea where it's like half normal half prediarrhea and youre like oh no im definitely gonna have diarrhea thats america right now

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I wrote about the goblins in charge, an old boss who bit me on the arm, and the use and abuse of contempt. defector.com/kingdom-of-t...

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

this cat sleeps like she knows a bomb is about to go off somewhere

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We need every branded account to start developing crass strategies for bullying Elon Musk for easy clout. Chum the water. I don’t approve of brands but if the Charmin account tells him to put a gun in his mouth and that’s the thing that does it I’m exclusively buying that toilet paper for life.

submitted 2 days ago • 37 comments

Just A Reminder: If you’re using thumbprint or facial recognition, you can be forced to hand over or open your phone. You can’t be forced to open your phone if you’re using a passcode. A passcode requires a search warrant. The more you know…💫

submitted 3 days ago • 99 comments

saw a car today that had like 10 bumper stickers on it and one of them said "be more like david lynch" and another one said "no guns for men" and yes it was a lesbian in a subaru

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

oh hell yeah that's one of my favorite types of log

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

imagine hating me and i'm just out here being fucking horrible

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

imagine driving your car off a bridge and hitting another car, and then calling the other car a loser because you hit them, as if the problem wasn't the fact that you deliberately drove off the fucking bridge. anyway the administration is going great

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i still think about "phone bank for peepaw" sometimes

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

somebody needs to ask trump on camera if that's his real voice, just to see what happens

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I'M PART OF THE GENERATION THAT: • Respected Our Parents • Played Outside • Drank from the bong • Hit each other with hammers • Ate the whole flag

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

chicken is good for beginners but you can make a pot pie out of any animal you want

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

submitted 4 days ago • 84 comments

had a dream about my crush against my will and it has ruined my entire day,

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it’s called bluesky because there was a clear blue sky on 9/11

submitted 628 days ago • 8 comments

if a man is bothering you just ask him "is that your real voice?" bother him back

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck someone just gave me the nuclear codes on animal crossing

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

what if i simply watched battlestar galactica instead of addressing any of my problems

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Tapping the sign so much that I’m experiencing nerve damage in my hand

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

my NOBODY WAS TEXTING WAR PLANS tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by shirt

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

not to make this about me but i used to have a ts clearance and i remember the first time dump got elected i screamed at everyone who would listen that it was so obvious he was gonna mishandle every single piece of classified he could get his hands on, and he KEEPS DOING IT

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

looking for a void to scream into

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I am truly terrified for Hamdan. If you don’t know who Hamdan Ballal is, he is the director of No Other Land and he and Yuval both won the Oscar for Best Documentary this year

submitted 6 days ago • 400 comments

i wonder if there will be any cuties at the caroline rose show next month

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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

submitted 6 days ago • 818 comments

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

submitted 7 days ago • 1636 comments

having an outside sleep

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The Emperor has no clothes and a weird dick

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

having some fetuses for dinner. feti?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

do not go to walmart y'all

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to today's episode of Shut The Fuck Up Friday! Check out this video for some tips from a local lawyer for those of you headed out to the streets to protest. You're a target of the state when you take action. NEVER talk to police & always STFU! Full video in thread👇

submitted 37 days ago • 14 comments

Scar put his whole ass foot in Be Prepared god DAMN

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Sickos.jpg

submitted 9 days ago • 224 comments

hot take: "riddle me this" doesn't make any gotdang sense

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I know I’ve been screaming about this forever but the Department of Education is why kids with disabilities go to school. Without federal funding, schools do not have the means nor requirements to tend to kids with disabilities. This also removes the ability for all kids to have equitable schooling.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments