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🚨 JUST IN: Canada DEFEATS the USA 3-2 to take home the #4Nations Championship

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If you’re ever in public while high on ketamine, this DEA pamphlet suggests you might want want to wear sunglasses, even indoors. www.dea.gov/sites/defaul...

submitted 2 days ago • 988 comments

Dark Pence is back.

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Math is hard

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Id like to welcome all my new leftish friends! Together we can be the support we need to survive this administration.

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Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

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BREAKING NEWS Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women. Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties

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Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.

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Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi BREAKING: President Donald Trump's Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has reportedly limited Elon Musk's direct access to the President.

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👇🦋💪

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Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. This place has given me so much since I first picked up a camera in 2018. I remember my first visit and saying to my friend “I had no idea all of this was on the same island I live on.” #LandscapePhotography #Scotland #NaturePhotography

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I’m too sexy for my body. 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 🎶

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@magacultslayer.bsky.social thank you for HANDONG APRIL HER ASS! I came here to follow specifically for that!!!

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BREAKING: Merrick Garland has released volume one of the Jack Smith report www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

submitted 40 days ago • 927 comments

I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true

submitted 40 days ago • 1180 comments

President Biden reminding folks that HE'S responsible for helping to prevent Putin from defeating Ukraine: "Since that war began, I'm the only one who stood in the center of Kyiv, not him!"

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To all my @bsky.app followers: THANKS HA-MILLION 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

submitted 40 days ago • 2118 comments

Just a gentle reminder... WAKE UP!!!

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Holy SHIT, Jack Smith gives no more f*cks: “Mr. Trump's letter claims that dismissal of his criminal cases signifies Mr. Trump's "complete exoneration…That is false.” Translation: Trump’s immunity argument is bullshit and he’s GUILTY.

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My gosh this is the best news. Casey Colvin, who lost his home in the Palisades Fire, just found his dog, Oreo, who was missing in the rubble for 5 days. 💙 🎥 Liz Kreutz, NBC

submitted 40 days ago • 749 comments

Schiff: "I've been in Congress a long time approving aid after disasters. I never once even considered 'is this hurricane hitting a red or blue state?' ... we need the incoming president to view it that way."

submitted 41 days ago • 1842 comments

For the, “they’re taking our jobs” crowd. Here’s your chance—$16.50 an hour, no benefits, and no time off. Let’s see how fast the patriotic job-seekers line up for the grind they’ve been so mad about losing.

submitted 41 days ago • 667 comments

So true.

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In the end, they’re all just a bunch of criminals

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I’m no Pence fan, but I’m team Karen on this one. Why shake Trump’s hand? He wanted her husband unalived!

submitted 44 days ago • 308 comments

In an effort to ignore the hideous reality we are all facing, here's a picture of me as a cowboy for no apparent reason. 🤠

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Ok, everybody pick out the porn bots. 🤦‍♂️ Bluesky make it stop please!

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The failure to prosecute and convict trump for his January 6th actions rewarded him with another term, and emboldened future would-be insurrectionists. And it fucking sucks. brooklyndaddefiant.substack.com/p/justice-de...

submitted 47 days ago • 741 comments

Is this true? Super wow!

submitted 50 days ago • 444 comments

WATCH: the moment Michael J. Fox received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 💙 Awesome.

submitted 49 days ago • 559 comments

BREAKING: Heads exploding all over MAGA world as President Biden bestows the Presidential Medal of Freedom on Hillary Rodham Clinton! 🥇 BRAVO! 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

submitted 49 days ago • 778 comments

I still imagine what a different world we'd be living in if it weren't for Russian disinformation and 70,000 votes in three states.

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Dear Judge Merchan, I believe it would be extremely reasonable of you to sentence Donald Trump to four years and two months of home confinement at Mar-a-Lago with a gag order and a travel ban. Effective immediately. Thank you.

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