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I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

hey is this thing on?

have the porn bots randomly started to appear for anyone else

i lied

if i didn't have a week left on this campaign left i'd quit i swear to god

in my native language we don't say x.com links to twitter, we say x.com is parked free courtesy of go daddy and i think that's beautiful

yet another example of me being an old soul. fuck u walmart.com i've hated u since i was 9

me scabbing rn

this is a very tumblr post i like it

if elon really does change twitter's name and look to fucking X i guess i will be over here permanently

a lot of the current arguments online can be traced back to the Adderall shortage

i may only have 8 followers here but at least 2 of them aren't my dad and my former youth pastor! thanks threads 🤢

Idk how blue sky works but here are some kittens

me when i think about him as a candidate: 😘🥵😍😊🥰😁🥳 me when i think about him as my boss: 🫠😭😔🤬🫥🔪

new week, new problem at twitter

Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :

one of the things that bothers me about my job is when the candidate(s) want something, it has to be done NOW or it's the "highest priority." then when it's actually done and ready to review ... nowhere to be seen, not helpful at all, etc. just demanding things with no follow through

knees weak balls are sweaty

gonna need to remind the candidates i'm PART TIME if i have another day like today. this is why 7 candidates with 3 staffers m spread across them was never going to work

threads kinda sucks right now but i fear it'll eat bluesky if it doesn't move out of invite only beta very soon

article on Zaslav (and how shitty he is) that got taken down within minutes of being posted to GQ https://archive.ph/2023.07.03-160323/https://www.gq.com/story/david-zaslav-warner-bros-discovery-ceo-tcm-max

chilli + cheese = done

hey fags! like to read? boy do we have something for you

🚨MAYDAY🚨 THEY HAVE CANCELLED THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST 🚨MAYDAY🚨

"At least three" remains the funniest and most correct answer to this question

how many followers do i need before i can put bluesky on my resume under social media management

doing something good for the world (making 100 fake Bluesky accounts using every recognizable variation of the name “Dr Jordan B Peterson”)

is this guy here yet? is there a way to keep him away