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submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

the designers already took care of that

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Well, my day is going well. I dropped a chocolate biscuit, didn't notice, stood up & discovered I was sitting on it & now my trousers look like I've shat myself, but somehow the poo is only the outside?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Things must be bad if even The Guardian have started to notice it. Seriously though, Britain's art scene has basically been rendered inaccessible for people who don't have parents rich enough to pay London rent for them for several years until they can catch a break. Do we want more Mumford & Sons?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

www.thenational.scot/news/2495431... Even as a supporter of Scottish independence this seems rather poorly judged. Scotland is not part of an involuntary union. We're part of a decrepit union but Scots chose to be in it. We failed to vote for independence in 2014

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Everybody only remembers that one song but Chumbawumba is the realness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP... #Punk #Music

submitted 30 days ago • 8 comments

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Guardian with one of the dumbest articles I've seen in a while. Well, since the David Mitchell one a couple of weeks ago. No, Blue Labour do not have the fucking key to repelling Farage, the answer to beating fascism has never been "do fascism but less", fuck off

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why don’t you bastards just all bow down to fascism while you’re at it. The lot of you are paid off.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Trotsky's early articles in Iskra, written by AI. It's just normal!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

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Just watching Jun Kasai be power bombed onto a board covered in knives and wondering how this man gets up in the morning when he's a decade older than me and doing dumb shit like that for over 25 years Meanwhile I sleep wrong and my shoulder still aches 5 days later

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ok I will admit this is one of the most intriguing job listings I've ever seen

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

Absolutely floored by the image choice for this article on Madagascar's success in the caviar market. I can only assume the editors were thinking 'Africa' and the 2006 thriller Blood Diamond was...the only thing that came to mind?

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Okay I am sorry can we not just print Elon Musk marketing copy that says "smartest AI on earth" when it really should say "large language model that is better at the benchmarks tests they made up specifically for LLMs where they can literally train on both the questions and their answers

submitted 4 days ago • 69 comments

Yeah, man, if I had made completely different life choices I'd have done completely different things, too.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Hi, airplane expert here! This is not funny, planes only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I voted for Trump because he said he would make planes fall out of the sky every day but I never thought he'd actually do it

submitted 4 days ago • 120 comments

That's the look of a cunt who just saw the police found the 18 bodies buried under the patio

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Good time to cancel your subscription.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

There’s one within ~100 yards of the game start.

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

I wish The Guardian would hurry up & sell The Observer so I no longer see absolute fucking putrid drivel like this from unironic Iraq War hawks like Rawnsley, who wrote this in April 2003 www.theguardian.com/politics/200...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

submitted 6 days ago • 42 comments

I don't buy this. Or I do, but think it ignores that Elon was always this, always a libertarian & right-libertarians are almost always just right-wing authoritarians wearing a disguise (usually a stupid fucking bowtie for some reason). He was weird about pro-natalism before his kid came out

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentines Day from conservative men

submitted 7 days ago • 82 comments

look on the bright side, maybe you'll die of a preventable disease before you have to see the inevitable consequences of our looming constitutional crisis

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

Personally I'd accept the $100bn for the slop machine, but I guess Elon is leveraged up to his eyeballs so you can't be sure you'd get anything

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You know your political party is doing well when it has to trumpet winning a special election for Westchester County Executive

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Was all ready for bed, then remembered I have my uncle's birthday card to post, so I had to go to the post box, but was too lazy to put my hoodie back on so just strolling around in -2 temperatures in a t-shirt. Good plan, well executed

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Chuck gonna be hauled off to prison by this administration and will still be like "WHATS UP WITH THE EGGS DONALD" when he calls into CNN from his contraband cellphone

submitted 9 days ago • 58 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMwa... I'd forgotten how good Sleigh Bells are

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments